Frank Falls Out the Window

Charlie:makes Frank hang his ass out the window for farting from eating rum ham on a Grilled Charlie

Frank:'If I'm gonna stick my ass out the window, I'm gonna eat.'

Frank:Your mother's dead

Frank:I was just kidding. Your mother's not really dead. I dropped that bomb to soften the blow. We're getting divorced.

Dennis:You're not a funny guy. Don't do bits. They never play.

Mac:Oh, I see skull!

Charlie:What day is it?

Frank:It's Thursday.

Mac:No, it's Friday.

Charlie:Yeah, it's Friday.

Frank:Did I lose a day?

What is the capital of Pennsylvania?

Philadelphia.

No.

Is it Pittsburgh?

At one point, it was Philly.

I don't think they change it, Charlie.

Who's the President?

George Bush.

Frank:Nah, I was just kidding. The real president is Dick Cheney. He's pulling all the strings.

Charlie:Charlie's theory that Frank went through a time portal window to 2006

Mac and Dennis:No, they haven't. No, they haven't.

Dennis:We can't repeat the same mistakes of the past. Keep Charlie away from Frank. He's drawn to him for some inexplicable reason.

Dee:Dee suggests Wyclef Jean charity scam, then sings 'Gone Till November' incorrectly

Frank:How do you not have fish?

Dennis:Two can play at that game. Banging your sister is perverted.

Dennis:I'm working toward becoming a veterinarian

Dee:I have Broadway dreams

Frank:You're what, 25, 26?

Yeah.

Frank:There was a disaster in Haiti?

Dee:I invented the phone.

Mac:This time, you and I are gonna be the ones that bang the strippers.

Charlie:Why do you want to bang them?

Mac:Cause it's 2006, and you're still into women.

Charlie:shows Frank his toe knife and explains using it to dig scum out of his toes

Charlie:Botched toe!

Stripper:Botched toe! Frank, that is disgusting!

Frank:Toe knife. Maybe I ought to try that.

Mac:He is on a bang path straight to the waitress.

Dennis:It's done. You were too old in 2006. You're way too old now. And you're bad at it.

Dee:I feel like the only reason you wanted to be a vet was to keep the skins.

Dee:You want to keep the skins, don't you?

Dennis:There's no denying the skins are fascinating.

Dee:You're going bald and you have back fat.

Dennis:I am not going bald, and I do not have back fat.

Dee:Also you're going bald.

Dennis:I'm going bald?! Where in the hell am I possibly going bald?!

Dennis:There's no reason why a bald man who enjoys skins who has extra something-something around his belly can't be a goddamn veterinarian!

Dee:I see fat spilling over the back of your pants on a pretty regular basis

Dennis and Dee wake up with a crack pipe, having smoked crack despite trying to stay clean

Dennis:We'll get back on crack. I mean, on track. Unless you have more crack.

Dee:No one in the history of crack has ever woken up in the morning with more crack.

Dennis:I'm a recovering crackhead, and this is my donkey-brained sister that I take care of.

Forged document where they crossed out 'Frank' and wrote 'Dee' and crossed out 'not' from 'not donkey brained'

Welfare Worker:I'm done with this bullshit

Dennis:Obama just gives you the money; it's great.

Charlie:All the gang ending up at the welfare store, Charlie still insisting it's 2006

Lawyer:Mr. Doran? He passed away.

Frank:Frank laughing and calling for Jerry to stop the bit

Frank:You goddamn bitch! You wouldn't know a good idea if it smacked you in a tit!

Dennis:You goddamn bitch! You wouldn't know a good idea if it smacked you in a tit!

Frank writes them a check but it's dated 2006, making it invalid

Charlie's roommate interviews including cat food questions and Frank saying he'd always eat it

Charlie:Charlie trying to throw the waitress out the window to send her back to 2006

Frank:We having a gang bang?

Bank Teller:can't cash the check because it's dated 2006