Hero or Hate Crime?

Character limping and claiming it's from working out on an exercise bike, making their glutes sore

Frank:bird watching

Dennis:Since when do you read?

Charlie:Books are stupid. I don't.

Frank:Look out, faggot!

Frank claiming he's a hero while everyone else calls it a hate crime

Dennis:You are entitled to nothing!

followed by formal parliamentary procedure

Revealing they hired an arbitration attorney for a two-dollar scratcher ticket

Phil:Why don't you scratch it and see if it's worthless, and then you wouldn't have to go through all of this?

Dennis:Hope, potential, promise. The very foundation upon which this group rests.

Dee:As long as you don't scratch it, then you're not a loser. You're a winner. Potentially.

Gang immediately calling Dee's logic 'pathetic' and 'sad' after Dennis just said the exact same thing

Mac:sub-arbitration to determine whether or not that's sad

Dee:Dee claiming she has a 46% chance of Parkinson's disease based on a DNA test

Dennis:Your elbows are too sharp. You're stabbing me with your elbows.

Dennis:Your hands are fine. Your hands are a good size.

Mac:Oh, my God, who gives a shit?!

Dennis describing his coffee tip scheme to impress an underage barista

Mac:Cassie's underage.

Dennis:No, no, no, what-what? What are you talking about? Cassie is not underage. Cassie is 21 years old.

Dennis:You put the money in, then you wait. And then you make a hefty withdrawal.

Mac:Mac explaining he voluntarily stepped in dog shit 'naturally' to cover up other smells

Mac:cigarettes covered by cologne covered by skunk covered by dog shit

Charlie:If the shit shoe's a matcher, Charlie gets the scratcher!

Charlie:If it smells like shit, you must acquit

Mac:I was just about to do a sweet backflip to safety

Mac:Mac's historical explanation of 'faggot' as a burning bundle of sticks used to burn homosexuals

The debate about losing the word 'cunt' and Dennis saying 'We can't lose that! It's a good word.'

The philosophical discussion about 'cocksucker' where they conclude half the population loves to suck cock and the other half loves getting their cock sucked

Dennis:We found the bike

Mac:The Ass Pounder 4000

Mac:It's not a penis, it's a fist.

Mac:Ass Pounder 4000

Mac:when you're tired and want to rest, 'it pushes you right back up in your workout. The Ass Pounder 4000 will never let you rest.'

Mac:The Ass Pounder: Never stop pumping.

Phil:an extreme sexual deviant. Gay or not.

Phil calling Mac an 'extreme sexual deviant' regardless of orientation

Phil:it would technically not be hate speech if Mac doesn't claim to be gay

Mac:I'm gay

Mac:Oh, does that mean if I claim to be gay, I get all of it?

Arbitrator:Well, um, y-yes.

The lottery ticket winning $10,000 - massive payoff after all the arguing over $2

Gang pressuring Mac to go back in the closet now that he has the money

Mac:Maybe I'll stay out

Mac:Actually feels pretty good

The arbitration bill totaling $9,986, leaving Mac with only $14

I am happy for him, but I do still hate him. It's not a gay or straight thing, it's a Mac thing.