The Gang Gets New Wheels

Dennis:Dennis dramatically announces he's ready for questions about his absence, but no one has been wondering about his personal life

I don't care. Do you care?

I mean, it doesn't really...

Dennis:Sometimes it's best to raise a family from a distance. And that's what I've decided to do, okay? And I'm not the first man in history to ever do it.

Dennis:I mean, you guys wouldn't really understand 'cause you've never owned a vehicle.

We own vehicles.

Dennis:Yeah? Name one.

Well, we had those matching Mongoose bikes back in the day.

Frank:That's the Kelley Blue Book value of your car

Dee:You never bought me a Range Rover. All I got were shit cars, which you guys crashed, and you certainly never reimbursed me.

Car Salesman:Your driver's license is expired.

Frank:Since when?

Car Salesman:1984.

Charlie:Dork.

Mac:Jump this manhole.

Charlie:Nice.

Mac:Oh, still got the skid.

Mac:So Shawn Dumont didn't just steal our bikes. He stole our identity.

Kids:You guys look like you're 40.

Mac:Well, we are 40.

Kids:Gay!

Mac:Oh, well, I am gay, but he's not my boyfriend, 'cause I could do much better than him.

Mac:Oh, well, well, I am gay, but he's not my boyfriend, 'cause I could do much better than him.

Dennis:What up, ding-dong?

Dee:I tell you what, I am loving it. And Brenda, you got to upgrade, you stupid bitch. Okay? Don't be a dumb idiot.

Frank:There's nothing in this book about the Asians. You can't be PC on the road and expect to live.

Teen:Bruh, that shit was hilarious. You're gonna fail so hard, man.

Dennis:Am I your Uber? No, I...

Oh, okay.

Dennis:Yeah, I think I see what's happening here.

Dennis:That's a strong economy name. You know, it says so much, yet it says so little.

Dennis:That's a strong economy name. You know, it says so much, yet it says so little. ... Yeah, you got a good economy face on you, too.

Charlie:Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I got a Chuck Knoblauch!

Mac:That's, like, pre-yips, man.

Charlie:Pre-yips?

Mac:Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I got a Chuck Knoblauch! That's, like, pre-yips, man.

Charlie:Pre-yips?

Mac:That could be worth a fortune!

Dee:Oh, Karen, you bitch. You dumb idiot. You stupid savage.

Dennis:Dennis's awkward attempts to hit on Tara, mentioning farts and twins

Teen:You lose your mojo?

Dennis:I didn't lose my mojo.

Teen:Yeah, you got it.

Teen:You got the moves?

Dennis:I got my mojo.

Dennis:Dude, I'll suck you.

You'll suck me?

Dennis:No, that's... That's not what I meant.

Dennis:What are you, what are you gonna do with that, dude?

Frank:Go hit on the girl, will you?

Dennis:I'll show you what sucks, huh?

Dennis:Oh, no. It makes me... makes me fart. I don't want to, I don't want to fart right now.

Dennis:Yeah, she farts a shit ton, man. / Yeah. I-I don't have that. Like, everything makes her... everything makes her fart.

Dee:I am a golden goddess, you idiot. Savage idiots! And I banged your man.

The revelation that Aidan is Karen's teenage son, not her boy toy husband

Karen:Oh, my God. You're the creepy old man from Aidan's Instagram stories.

Dennis:Jonathan!

John:What's up?

Dennis:What is this? What am I seeing?

Dennis:Be gone from me now.

What?

Dennis:Be gone from me, you soy boy beta cuck.

Mac:We did a bad thing, dude. I think I killed a kid.

Charlie:He did. I saw him. I think the kid's dead.

Frank:I almost got T-boned by an Asian driver and it was totally my fault. She did everything by the book. Very surprising.