The Gang Makes Lethal Weapon 7

Charlie:Frank, we're not inside your head, man. We don't know what the hell you're talking about.

Dennis:Well, well, yeah, I mean, they would've been works of art had Mac not ruined them with his blackface.

Mac:My heart was in the right place

Mac:I feel awful now

a lot of learning, a lot of growing, and a lot of being scared

Deciding the obvious right thing to do is make Lethal Weapon 7

Well, uh, actually two, because you did blackface in the sequel.

Oh.

Ooh, right.

The two mistakes.

Yeah, well, uh, so did Dee, actually.

Okay, so three, we three mistakes.

Trying to count their mistakes and rapidly escalating from one to 'six, seven, eight, nine, ten mistakes'

Comparing themselves to Woody Allen and Roman Polanski as examples of people who got 'one mistake'

Correcting that those weren't mistakes but 'violent sexual crimes'

Getting Pepper Jack the pimp to play Murtaugh because Frank went under a bridge for a prostitute

Pepper Jack:Pepper Jack playing Murtaugh like a pimp at a child's birthday party

Mac:You guys can give it to him... No, you give it to him 'cause you're the director.

Frank:Marlon Brando got nominated for an Oscar for assault

Mac:Now, I hope you're not, uh, hating on Pepper Jack's flow?

Pepper Jack:No.

Mac:No, no, I'm not hating on your... I mean, I feel, like, I'm in the way here.

Mac:Be a little more Pepper Jack.

Mac:I just don't think we should be silencing Black voices.

Realizing all their contacts of color are 'people of the bridges and the streets'

Artemis:I'm a woman of color. I'm Persian.

Artemis:You're a woman of color?

Artemis:Yeah, I'm Persian.

Artemis:That's the ethnicity from Iran.

Artemis:Hello?

Artemis:He's, uh, ignorant.

Artemis:There's a dearth of Iranian female directors, so thank you.

Artemis:I will accept the following things: coins, cash, checks, food, vape pens, pens in general, scissors.

Charlie:I got a little upjammed traffic on the 504, uh, 450, on the highway. Uh, I got off on 'Spellybada,' but I took that all the way down to Moorpark. And then I took that down to 'Tacaha' Cucamonga.

Pepper Jack:Pepper Jack's angry rant about child support and his 'strong pullout game'

The gang deciding they need Don Cheadle, then getting 'the guy that plays him'

Pepper Jack:You gonna have to pay Pepper Jack, whether you bust a nut or not. You understand that, don't you?

Fake Don Cheadle:I know I haven't always been there for you, but I want you to know I'm always, always with you. Right here. In your heart.

What are you doing in this park in my neighborhood?

Who is this, bitch?

Karen White:It's Karen. Karen White. And I live in this neighborhood, and I am sure that you do not.

Suggesting increasingly absurd non-human villains like bees in a trench coat

Calling it a 'tidal wave' instead of 'tsunami' to be less racially charged

Charlie:Well, no country specifically. Just an act of God, I guess. No God specifically, just the universe or whatever.

The movie being 'a piece of shit' and unable to get past the first scene

Dennis:Since when do you care about doing the right thing?

Mac:Guys, guys, listen, listen. Over the course of the last year, I've learned to listen, to not talk, to grow. Guys, I'm woke.

Dennis:You have the most beautiful eyes.

Young Woman:Thanks.

Dennis:Don't you agree with what I was just saying, though?

Young Woman:Abso Yeah. Tot I mean, yeah. Whatever.

Dennis:Whatever?

Dennis:Simply regurgitating back to them exactly what they're saying to each other in their ridiculous echo chambers is all they want. And then, we can get what we want. Yes, Daddy! Daddy!

Dennis:Finger on the pulse, finger on the puss

Dennis:Hey, hey. Uh, Mr.... Cheadle Uh, Donovan McNabb... Tiger Woods, Elvin whatev whatever your name is.

Dennis:Otherwise, we are doomed to have sex with only old people for the rest of our lives, and I won't do that.

Dennis:So, you know what I say? Finger on the pulse, finger on the puss.

I feel like you were gonna say something else?

Well... I think he was waiting for the applause.

Well... Oh.

Okay?

Uh... Oh, yeah!

Yay!

Sure, sure.

If you must.

Getting angry that the actor told their story without including them and made them look bad

Deciding to make Lethal Weapon 8 and Mac immediately volunteering to play Murtaugh again