The Gang Inflates

Dennis:You spent close to $20,000 on a couch you never owned.

Mac:That seems high.

Dee:I have glued my hand to the door, so they can't physically remove me.

Dennis:Charlie, we don't want to hear it.

Mac:So maybe what we would need to do is lower our wages. I get it.

That's money talk.

Dennis:But I'll give you 50 cents for a buck.

An inflatable couch?

Mac:These are very fancy.

Dennis:Are they? Three dollars?

Dennis:Oh, well, you can't inflate this any further 'cause it'll pop.

Mac:I just kept blowing and blowing and blowing, and just... boom.

Frank:You mean to tell me we've been living here all this time, and you never told me we had a bathroom?

Frank:We piss in cans, Charlie.

Charlie:I wasn't trying to be crypto about it, it's just, like, Frank, I just never liked sleeping in a room with an empty room behind me.

Charlie:I don't want to live in a maze, you know?

Frank:I'm gonna have to get a butler.

Dennis:Wait, so you truly have no reason to be sleeping with Frank.

Frank:Charlie, you mean we've been living in a two-bedroom with a bathroom, and you never said anything about it?

Dennis:That's a lot of blowing.

What happened to your lips?

Frank:That is rancid.

Dennis:Did you get a bad one?

Frank:Well, they're all bad.

Dennis:Kim Kardashian's backside, the early years.

Dennis:The Kardashians' net worth has inflated in direct proportion to their booties.

Dennis:I'm in.

Frank:Yeah.

Dennis:You're in? You don't need to hear the whole pitch?

Dee:People are doing it to call attention to injustices or some shit. I don't know. Either way, I'm locked in.

Dennis:He's jacking off into a magazine.

Frank:I'm not investing in them because I believe in them. I'm investing in them because I don't believe in them.

Dennis:It's your goddamn wheezing.

Mac:Am I wheezing?

Dennis:Are you wheezing? You sound insane.

Charlie:You ever have a pine nut? Which one is... A fancy tree?

Dennis:Frank's not the only one who can be a predatory lender. I say we pivot.

Frank:Go for it, bitch! We got bulletproof vests on!

Dee:Oh, no, I don't. I don't have a bulletproof vest.

Dee:What? You're my landlord?

Frank:Yeah, I got tired of paying your rent all those years, so I bought the building.

Customer:I don't have a pool, so...

Dennis:Oh, no, no, no, I see, I see the confusion. No, we're talking about for inside.

Dennis:You pay full price for your couch? That's outrageous.

Charlie:I'm making a bet that the SEC's not gonna regulate. Of course, regulation's gonna come in at some point, it always does, but right now it's completely unregulated.

Dennis:Charlie, did you take all of my money and invest it in a box full of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pies?

Dennis:Charlie, did you take all of my money and invest it in a box full of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pies?

Frank:Are they made from real turtle?

Charlie:Probably.

Charlie:'Cause I bought the last remaining ones there are.

Frank:No... Nice work.

Charlie:That's inflation, Frank.

Dennis:Are you still eating the nuts?

Dennis:I think we'll take you to the hospital, and they'll have nuts, and you can die there.