Thought Leadership: A Corporate Conversation

Frank:you might want to jot down how well you're being treated at this professional establishment

Because they found 500 gallons of baby oil dumped in the Schuylkill River

Well, the 200 Paddy's pub T-shirts floating around in it aren't exactly helping our case

This could be our Paddy's-gate

Nipplegate. Janet Jackson's career was never the same

We didn't go to the retreat so much as watched clips of it on YouTube

I do see your hand is still in a bit of a claw

I was ready to pounce. I had it hidden behind my head

You can let it all go under here

Yes, a lamb if you will

that lamb right now could be tender and delicious, but we have kind of bigger issues

Dee:I would like to respectfully point out that the phrase is fall 'guy'

We could consider 'fall fish,' uh, or 'scapefish' or even 'fall bird,' and then we're back to Dee

Dee:my hand is so tightly clenched into a claw

No, you make sounds when you bang on it, not blow on it

Uh, you don't wanna wash the bar with a... with a water-based liquid

So we have a reason to use all this liquid

Now if I'm braising something, is that a way to cook something, or is that shellacking it?

you can actually put a tablespoon of baby oil in your coffee in the morning and it resets the pH balance of your gut biome

if you're gonna dump stuff, the best place is the ocean. I mean, you know, in a pinch, you go to a lake or a river

Charlie:Dennis, how do they get the oil out of the baby?

Dennis:They just wring them out like an old rag

it's like a rhombus on wheels

Mac:slap fighting is the future of dispute mitigation

We were using it to-to-to settle arguments. We were using it to end the day, to start the day, to say goodbye, to say hello...to celebrate, to mourn

We were all slapped across the proverbial cheeks with this venture

Mac:you can stick this line of logic up your various assholes

Dennis:But chick saturation has gone down

Dennis:At a certain point, we stopped women from going wild. Why did we do that?

They're too dry, and so they don't feel wild

Mac:My personal distaste for women aside, I think you crapped the bed on the execution

Dennis:you're coming at me open-kimono here

They'll bite you

Frank:Back in the day when we were taking down all the aluminum siding, what are we gonna do with all that asbestos that was left? We dumped it in the Schuylkill

Yeah. Well, and you never will see 'em, Frank. Because there's only one single headlight

The lower the self-esteem, the harder the slap. And Dee could take a hit too. Years of getting slapped around by Frank

Dee:Well, I am your sister

The Waitress:Are you stalking me again?

Charlie:Since when did I ever stalk you? No, that's not my thing. Flirting, maybe

Narrator:Little did he know that she wasn't just driving that crappy car, she was living in it

Frank:Cybertruck not included. Can you read?

Charlie:Frank was growing in hardness as the eroticism in the bar was increasing. And, uh, he was becoming as hard as a Cybertruck himself

Frank:Yo, baby. I need a prostitute

Charlie:Um, also, there's still a bunch of dudes in the basement

Charlie:Eleven. Eleven. Eleven's the answer

Frank:I thought it was an aquatic vehicle

It should be, but it's not

Dee:I think the truck is ugly

Yes, hammer down on our brand identity and come out open commando

I'm sorry, do you think I'm a reporter? No. I'm here for the orgy

Frank:Oh. Hey, guys, the whore is here

That's not an orgy. That's a gangbang