Reynolds vs. Reynolds: The Cereal Defense

Frank:You don't know where I am, tape!

Frank:Oh, Sandra. You dumb bitch.

Dennis:That's completely insane. Do you understand genetic mutations at all? You hear what you're saying? You're talking like an insane person.

Dennis:The lenses are what make the glasses work, Frank!

Frank:Frank can't see because he needs new lenses, not glasses

Dennis:Dennis was eating cereal while driving

Dennis:it's not that crazy. Well, it's a little bit about that. Actually, it's a lot about that.

Dennis's multiple bench warrants for sexual misconduct

Frank:a lot

Charlie:irregardless, I would like to know, as Frank's lawyer, who I am persecuting

Charlie:if anyone's ever accused of anything, I automatically assume they're guilty

Mac's ridiculous Trial Meter taking three hours to make

Everyone immediately starts using the Trial Meter despite Dennis's objections

Dennis:This is an open-and-shut case, and anybody who can't see that is a savage and an idiot!

Dennis:This is an open-and-shut case.

Dennis:I need a conference with my lawyer.

Charlie:I'm your lawyer.

Charlie:Ladies and gentlemen, distinguished collies

Introduction of 'donkey-brained' as legal terminology

Charlie:Donkey-brained? It means to have the brains of a donkey... or a donkey-type creature.

Frank's official donkey brain certificate reveal

Charlie:Reid Mental Institution hereby decrees Frank Reynolds to not have... donkey brains.

Frank:Frank's traumatic 'Frankie Donkey Brains' childhood nickname story

Charlie:We don't want a donkey on the road eating cereal

Dennis demonstrating his point by spilling wine on Frank

Mac:I'm a tastemaker. I decide what goes.

Mac denies his superhuman theory, claiming he was joking

Mac denying his superhuman beliefs when confronted

Mac:Mac's evolution denial bombshell

Mac:Mac's Evolution Meter prop

Mac:Rock, flag and eagle. Right, Charlie?

Mac:These liberals are trying to assassinate my character. And I can't change their mind. I won't change my mind, 'cause I don't have to. 'Cause I'm an American.

Mac:I'm dug in, and I'll never change

Mac:science is a liar sometimes

Mac:And he disproved that theory, making Aristotle and everybody else on Earth... look like a... bitch.

Mac:Making Aristotle 'look like a bitch'

Mac:Newton 'blows everybody's nips off with his big brains'

Mac:I'm a fool because I have more faith in the saints that wrote the Bible?

Mac traps Dennis in admitting science requires faith too

Mac:Mac's 'leap of faith' argument trap for Dennis

Charlie:science bitch

Mac:I rest my case.

Dennis:Wow. Well, that got me.

Dee:Oh, you goddamn sons of bitches! I am going to destroy everything you own!

The practical test setup

Dennis and Frank running when nobody said it was a race

Dee:Did he say it was a race?

Mac:No.

Charlie:Why are they running?

Mac:I have no idea.

Blaming Dee for the second crash