The One with All the Poker

You're not the guy that asked for tea, are you?

Oh, good. Because where else would we get any?

Lucky... ...to have had a friend like you.

He's mastered the difference between 'bring me the' and 'pee in the.'

The whole penis embargo?

...gets interrupted.

...and buses going really fast!

Hugh! Hugh Grant!

Unclench. You're not even gonna be here.

I agree. I'm, like, in disbelief.

I added the 'exactly like me' part.

I can't remember the last time a girl took care of my monkey.

Take her back to the 1890s when that phrase was last used.

Marcel, did you poo in the shoe?

A little engagement gift. I'm sure you didn't register for that.

Those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything.

Why is the air in here so negative?

I'll go to Cats. You go to the Russian Tea Room.

Spray Lysol in my shoe and wait for Ross to kill you.

I wasn't ready for it.

...with Russian dressing and pickles on the side.

...the murder capital of the Northeast

You should have started with a pencil.

We thought we had a monkey, but we didn't. -Turned out it was a hat. -Cat!

You'd put that poor little creature in jail?

Remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?

Would it have been hard to say, 'Morning, Luisa' or 'Nice overalls'?

It's not so much you. You were fat. You had your own problems.

Of course! -Oh. Then, no.

We do have expertise in the heating and cooling milieu.

And they're very hot!

From now on, you don't get to talk to other people.

Oh, it's okay. It was just my left leg.

You want me to break my foot too? I'll break it right now.

...I don't miss Marcel anymore!

You're off in 'Rachel Land,' doing your 'Rachel Thing'

One side of my butt is totally asleep and the other side has no idea.

Potassium.

That's not my monkey. The dress is mine. Send it back whenever.

You had to be a bitch in school, instead of fat.

...you shot my friend with a dart!

With the right pumps, that would be a great little outfit.

The neighbors must be vacuuming.

We have got to start locking that door!

I thought that was an alp.

Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice.

My butt cheek is waking up!