The One with George Stephanopoulos

And bigger boobs.

Well, see, you took mine.

If I were omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever.

There's always one guy. "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."

Probably kill myself.

If little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live.

Ross, I'm sorry. I had no idea. I thought it was a theoretical question.

Mom and Dad took us to the Grand Canyon?

My grandmother has a new boyfriend... and they're both kind of insecure in bed, so... And deaf.

They reassure each other that they're having a good time.

Less than 100 steps from our place to here.

It's funny. My birthday was seven months ago.

So you had an extra ticket... and couldn't decide who got to bring a date?

Well, aren't we Mr. The-Glass-Is-Half-Empty?

Eleven days before Halloween. All the good costumes are gone?

Sex.

Believe me, I told everyone.

The hell with hockey! Let's all do that!

What are you doing? / I have no idea.

Look at the window! There's my name! Hi, me!

There was a cave-in in a mine, and eight people were killed.

No, I worked at a Dairy Queen. Why?

What's FICA? Why's he getting all my money?

You can totally, totally live on this. / Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom.

Look at you! You're so big! I can't believe it! / I know, I know! I'm a duplex.

And you should... really, really... It's time to stop, you look perfect.

Look, look! I have elbows!

She never took them off. It's because we... Sorry, sorry.

Peach pit. / Yes, bunny? / Peach pit. That night, we had... / Peaches? / Actually, nectarines but... / Could've been a peach.

Hey, that woman's got an ass like Carol's. / What? I thought we were trying to find stuff.

Sometimes Arturo lets me put the chocolate blobbies on the cookies.

Well, your mom didn't tell us about the blobbies.

And I brought Operation. But I lost the tweezers so we can't operate. But we can prep the guy.

That is the unusual activity. They wanna see if you're okay.

And I'm getting coffee. And it's not even for me!

Rachel has left the building. Can you call back?

No, Jack and the Beanstalk. / Ah, the other Jack.

But, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow. I gave up an orthodontist.

Oh, see, Jack did love the cow.

Floopy? / Yeah. / We don't know where we're going. / It's all gonna come together and it's just gonna be un-floopy.

Yeah, like that's a word.

Well, because you just... I don't like this question.

I mean, what if all we've got are beans?

All you needed were guys hitting each other with sticks.

Well, the label promises nutty goodness.

But you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room.

My face is dented.

I don't even have a 'pla.'

Wait! Did you say G. Stephanopoulos? / Yeah, this one goes across the street. I gave him yours. Bonehead! Bonehead!

When you do that, you're only hitting yourself.

No, pretty much just a towel.

Pheebs, who's George Snuffleupagus?

That's Big Bird's friend.

That's not for you, bitch!

That guy with the toe thing, who's he sleeping with?

Now you're gonna be in a wheelchair the rest of your life, pally-wally....

I am so very sorry. Can I sign you?

And then when you do, he's a preppy animal.

I think Joey's like a little kiddie ride. You just have to put the quarter in and it just goes.

Chandler's one of those repressed guys who you'd have to seduce.

I think it's an act. Chandler is more sophisticated than he seems.

I really don't want to.

What is it, that she left you for another woman that likes women?

Louder. There's a man on the 12th floor in a coma who didn't hear you.

It was my first time.

Oh, boy. Hockey was a big mistake.

Well, unless goose is a vegetable!

Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley.

Anyway, the valentine Tom left in your locker was really from me!

She was a big girl!

Really? Well, at least big girls don't pee in their pants in seventh grade!

I was laughing. You made me laugh!

Man, can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?

You kidding? The guy's a freak. I judge him.

I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs.

I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers.

I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you—

Now that was fun.

We could've played Monopoly, but no!

I've got magic beans.