The One Where Estelle Dies

Or facing a bitch of a commute.

My boss said I might be getting a new lamp in my cubicle.

No, no, no! No, no, no! No, no, too much is changing, okay? First Phoebe getting married. Congratulations. And then these two move in to a stupid house in the stupid suburbs.

Earlier, you said you'd be supportive. - It comes and goes. I wouldn't trust it.

No,no.No. No, my hugs are reserved for people staying in America.

Hey! No! Get your France-going arms away from me!

Talking to Ross. - I see.

How's that gonna happen? Is this the best way to use one of your three magic wishes?

The guy who kept calling you 'Ron'? - I didn't say we were brothers!

We're not very bright.

Well, I think that shirt makes you look like you should work at a Baskin-Robbins.

She was the first black man to fly solo across the Atlantic. - Oh, wait a minute, I read the wrong one.

I know. He always wanted to be the first black man to cross the Atlantic.

Unless Snoopy says it to Charlie Brown, I think we're okay.

Oh, right. Don? - Close. Ron.

She is good. - Huh. I took a shot there.

Oh, that's not true. There's nothing I want to do.

Is this your son? - Yeah, his name is Ross.

What? - Nothing, it's just that it's close to Ron.

I just heard it how you must have heard it, and that's not good.

Let me start again. I'm a paleontologist. You'll be there with us, and the touching refers only to bones-- Fossils!

He's always reading, collecting rocks and he's obsessed with dinosaurs. - He'll be fine!

Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason.

I love that saying!

It's a little coincidental, but believable.

I guess I dropped the ball there. Whoopsie!

Don't take that tone with me. Who do you think you are? Alan Lemon, the first black man to fly solo across the Atlantic?

Man, tough week for Estelle.

Stop forcing that thing on her.

I mean, that place must just be falling apart without me!

[ROSS BABBLING INCOHERENTLY]

If we're gonna cheat, shouldn't it be with a hot, younger house that does stuff that our house won't do?

What a hole! - So, what do you think? - Love it.

[MONICA GASPS AND GRABS CHANDLER]

A coronary embolism might.

Except for this guy who eats paper. And I'm guessing he eats more money than he makes.

Because patience is the road to understanding. Which is the key to a happy heart.

You blow me away.

And that means never having to give a reason.

What a small world! And yet I never run into Beyoncé.

Before Monica made an honest man out of him, Chandler used to be my little love muffin. [LAUGHING NASALLY]

Why? - I don't know why.

The only way that that is going to happen is if the other couple are the Hitlers!

By the way, I don't mean to sound distasteful, but when did you start crapping money?

Just the crickets and, 'Oh, my God!'

Never again will you have to hear the three words that make your balls jump back up inside your body!

Oh, that does it too.

What if you could give your son this genuine pterodactyl egg replica.

Believe me, the ladies, they love it. - I meant with my son. - Good, because the ladies, not so much.

I didn't think I should just drop by. - No, no! Don't drop by! Don't drop by! No.No.No.

'Out of area.' Boy, I'll say.

The Hitlers will be so disappointed.

I never stopped loving you.

I want you. I need you. I must have you, Janice Litman-Goralnik neé Hosenstein.

Don't dangle the dream and take it away.

[CHANDLER AND JANICE KISS]

They're never coming down now!

And that I should thank some 'Ron.' I don't even know what department that guy's in!

You should go. - What? - It's what you want. You should go.

Dude, where's my speech?

That is entertaining. Al Zebooker, everybody!