Janice Litman-Goralnik

Now. It's amazing. We've been back together for what... like 10 minutes, and— Is that all?

It's like we were never apart. Of course, we were, but— Forgive and forget. Well, forget.

Smile. You're on Janice Camera.

I'm gonna blow this one up and write 'Reunited' in glitter.

You listen to me! You listen to me! One of these times, it's just gonna be your last chance with me!

By the way, Chandler, I cut you out of all of my pictures. So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads.

And you could use them in your Theater of Cruelty.

Although I have enjoyed the fact that your shirt's been sticking out of your zipper since you came back from the bathroom.

I could just kiss you all over, and I'm gonna.

I brought you something. Is it loaded?

Oh, little candy hearts. 'Chan and Jan forever.' I had them made special.

You love me, Chandler Bing.

Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn. Janice. Janice.

Is it yours? Ha! You wish, Chandler Bing.

And what? Miss the expression on your face? Oh, no. Janice likes to have her fun.

Oh... my... God.

A little birdie told me you wanting to rip your arm off and throw it at me.

Yes, because that's how long it takes to love me. I sleep in the next room.

Joey and Janice's Day of Fun!

Crazy Chandler spun me... off the bed. / Wow! Spinning! Sounds like fun. / I wish. He was just trying Ross' 'hug and roll' thing.

Oh... my... God!

Are you a puppy!

Well, I gotta buy a vowel... because, oh, my God!

Who would've thought that someday... Chandler Bing would buy me a drawer?

I don't think we need to because you're tripping me out right now!

And I wasn't even that hungry.

Are you being British?

Barley? What kind of party serves barley?

Either you're seeing somebody behind my back... which would make you the world's biggest jerk... or you're pretending to see somebody... which makes you so pathetic I could cry right here!

bumped uglies

You didn't leave lipstick marks on the phone. Oh! Then it must have been you. Bye.

How's my Bing-a-ling?

Maybe it's because I was just fooling around with my ex. / Oh, no. That was you!

In the park? / No. In his office. How many kisses were there?

It's the receipt. / I'll take it.

Yeah, I'm riding the alimony pony.

Oh, look at us. Who would've thought that Cupid had a station at 14th Street Nails?

Right. But I just think this is happening too soon. Oh, too soon, too schmoon. Face it, honey, I am not letting you get away this time.

Okay, could you just stop talking for a second? Yemen.

15 Yemen Road, Yemen.

Well, then I guess I'm going to Yemen. I'm going to Yemen. When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?

Janice's nasal laugh after returning Ross's scarf

I know what you all are thinking, but Chandler is in Yemen.

I believe that the sun has set on our day in the sun.

I just don't think I can take another second of you whining!

I guess, that's two out of three... Joey!

Oh, my God!

How are you... Ms. Hotshot-Chef-at-the-Big-Fancy-Restaurant-With-the-Best-Chicken-Ever?

Oh, what is that on your finger? I'm blind.

Somebody's been doing a little cooking outside the restaurant.

What are you, stupid? It's been three hours. Is that all?

I thought this guy was my soul mate. I thought I was your soul mate.

Do you want me to sing 'Careless Whisper' or 'Lady in Red'?

You call me when this goes in the pooper.

We're gonna be baby buddies!

I nabbed him at the dermatologist's. Thank God for adult acne!

You have to speak loudly, he's almost completely deaf. / Oh, there you go. / Of course he is.

Oh. Well, then shut me up. / Just tell me how.

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!

Beat you, sucker! Oh, baby.

Aaron Lipman-Guralnick would like to say hello to his future bride.

I'm lucky if my kid gets to spend a weekend with her father... and little Miss New Boobs.

Oh, they gave you the kiddie size.

I think it just fell off.

I don't allow porn at home, so this is like a vacation for him.

Before Monica made an honest man out of him, Chandler used to be my little love muffin. [LAUGHING NASALLY]

Why? - I don't know why.

[CHANDLER AND JANICE KISS]