The One After the Super Bowl (Part 1)

That commercial always makes me so sad. But then the guy opens his beer and girls run at him... so everything works out okay.

And the fact that they're both monkeys?

My Malibu Barbie will no longer be wearing white to her wedding.

Remember when he'd borrow your hat... and when you got it back, there'd be monkey raisins in it?

When he did it, it was funny. When I did it to my boss's hat... Suddenly, I had this big 'attitude problem.'

Rhythm?

In Crazy World, that means you're married.

You are so lucky, I'm gonna share mine.

He will be surprised. Till he realizes he's a monkey... and isn't capable of that emotion.

Okay, so everyone... pretend I'm telling you a story and it's really funny. So everyone just laugh. Now!

I would love to have kids... hear me play the songs that I will write for them.

Hitting her with a frying pan is a good idea. But we want a backup plan, just in case she isn't a cartoon!

That's how radio stars escape stalkers!

This is it. This is how we're gonna die.

Sometimes monkeys die. It's not a great saying... but it certainly is fitting today.

It's a lot cuter if your monkey hasn't just died.

You remember Kathy Bates in Misery? Well, she looks the exact opposite of that.

Why are you looking at me? He's the one who wants to boff the maniac!

That's not a good idea. That's the reason the last guy got fired.

He thinks he can. Oh, what the hell. He can.

Now your mom and your dad said She moved to Peru But the truth is she died And someday you will too

Oh, these hands, these beautiful hands. I could just eat them. But I won't. Otherwise my watch would fall off.

Because I'm a neurosurgeon... and that was clearly a case of... 'foodal chokage.'

There'll be times when you get older When you'll want to sleep with people Just to make them like you But don't!

It was either 'but' or 'butter.'

That's the only thing the zoo's ever told me.

Then the farmer hits him And grinds him up And that's how we get hamburgers

Rachel, it's a world where Joey is a neurosurgeon.

Oh, my God! Do the people at the hospital know?

Nice girl, not great with concept.

He's not Drake. He's... Hans Ramoray, Drake's evil twin!

And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard!

Who's Barney?

What, you never look down in the shower?

I'm not allowed to make one joke in the 'monkey is penis' genre?

And I have a time share in the Poconos with Flipper.

Whoa, dude. Burn!

In human terms? I'd say... Cybill Shepherd.

It looks like her eyebrow fell down.

I graduated fourth grade and realized I wasn't a pimp.

Rachel, he totally changed time!

You can tell her I think her friend is cute.

And if things go well, maybe this time... I'll get to see your underwear.

If I ask you to, you'll end up drinking it yourself.

Okay, then eat me, I'm done!

Well, yes, actually... but they were my Aunt Edna's. And there were three of us in there.

We passed moment we should stop holding hands.

If we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.

Because I went to an all-boys high school, and God is making up for it?

I hope you realize this means we'll miss hearing about the specials.

This is for the fourth grade.

Call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this.

Rachel told me... you were dying to have a threesome with me and Drew Barrymore.

You always wear panties? No, no. This is the first time.

I'm getting heat from the guy in the hot pink thong.

Keep your panties on.

Chandler, can I borrow your G-string? How long you been waiting to say that? About 20 minutes!

Mommy! Can't you see what's going on? This man is dead!