The One After the Super Bowl (Part 2)

...Cybill Shepherd.

- The one in the director's chair? - Gotcha.

It looks like her eyebrow fell down.

Van Damme will be making out with Gabe Kaplan.

Nice camouflage. For a minute there, I almost didn't see you.

Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?

Great job growing up.

I graduated fourth grade and realized I wasn't a pimp.

Back then, I used humor as a defense mechanism. Thank God I don't do that anymore.

The Muscles from Brussels? Wham-Bam-Van-Damme?

Rachel, he totally changed time!

He could hear me.

Tell him I cook!

You don't think I'm cute? I don't know. Do you think you're cute?

You can tell her I think her friend is cute.

How many times must I touch you on the arm before you ask me on a date?

And if things go well, maybe this time... I'll get to see your underwear.

No one was around to hear that?

Naturally, you know, I said no.

Jean-Claude, she said yes! I'll see you tonight!

She's got the greatest set of... No guys around, huh?

If I ask you to, you'll end up drinking it yourself.

Like you'd drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme?

Unless you hook up with a bunch of pigeons.

Stick a fork in me... I am done!

How do you know vegetables are done? Well, you don't. You eat them and you can tell.

Okay, then eat me, I'm done!

Did you ever want to do it in an elevator?

How do you know if you wanna do that? You just know.

Two hundred seconds of passion! We gotta go.

Well, yes, actually... but they were my Aunt Edna's. And there were three of us in there.

You're swell!

I made Marcel's favorite dish, banana cake... with mealworm.

A monkey's gotta work.

Do you think I can't see you in the TV set?

Did you just flick me?

Quit flicking! Stop flicking! You flicked me first!

Happy thoughts!

If we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.

I'm hanging in. And a little out.

I don't do the casting.

Because I went to an all-boys high school, and God is making up for it?

They do have the shrimp.

But you know what would be even sexier? If you didn't have your shirt tucked into them.

I hope you realize this means we'll miss hearing about the specials.

Somebody's been doing his 'Buns of Steel' video.

So you want me to clench anything or...?

This is for the fourth grade.

I was Susie Underpants till I was 18!

Call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this.

I hope you realize you're not getting these underpants back!

What made you make the exception for me? Rachel told me... you were dying to have a threesome with me and Drew Barrymore.

That is my favorite sweater! That is my third-date sweater!

Give me back my sweater or it's handbag marinara.

Yeah? At least I wasn't too chicken to tell some guy he was cute.

This is crazy! Who can remember why you're fighting in the first place?

I'll help you throw out your purse.

I'm sorry I borrowed your gloves.

I'm wearing panties.

Talk about your bad luck! The first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes.

Someone's flossing!

Hi, tushy!

I'm getting heat from the guy in the hot pink thong.

Keep your panties on.

Chandler, can I borrow your G-string? How long you been waiting to say that? About 20 minutes!

Mommy! Can't you see what's going on? This man is dead!