The One with the Prom Video

Well, thanks, man. Now I can get my pony.

Thanks, best bud.

Well, I've never been good to go, so... What the hell, why not try some jewelry.

Any idea what this will do for your sex life? It might slow down at first, but... once I'm used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track.

Is it dirty? Oh, I'm gonna wash it. Don't. I like it dirty.

Are they firm? They're okay. You sure they haven't gone bad? You sure they're not very, very bad?

I'm out of here!

Is it like 'at the bat' or 'and The Sunshine Band'?

I guess he wants to do a little dance... you know, make a little love... Well, get down tonight.

Because she's your lobster.

You know what? You can actually see old lobster couples... walking around their tank, holding claws, like...

You have to picture lobsters.

Yeah, I think that fifth shower got the interview off me.

There is the possibility that I won't make rent.

You feel guilty and tense around them already. Might as well make some money off of them.

No, no. It's not flashy. Not for a goodfella.

Man, that is sharp! That must have cost you quite a few doubloons.

No, it's fun, it's fun. It's kinda like knowing one of the Gabor Sisters.

Wow, that is a surprise! Just one question. Why not Ross's room?

We didn't want to disturb them. God forbid!

Did I mention I still don't have a boyfriend? Well, I just assumed.

I can't say any of us were surprised.

What? What incident? No, no. I must be thinking of someone else. Maybe me!

Don't you have some folding to do? Fold. You fold.

That was really good. I think I'm ready for my penis now.

I know what you're thinking. Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's.

He could have gotten me a VCR or a set of golf clubs. But no! He got me the 'woman repeller'!

The eyesore from the Liberace House of Crap!

'I pity the fool that puts on my jewelry! I do! I do!' 'I pity that fool...'

Do your Marcel Marceau.

It's like, back off, buddy! She's a waitress, not a geisha.

Ross Geller. God, in your ad you said you were pretty, but wow!

You're welcome.

Saving me from a pleasant conversation with an interesting man?

You're my lobster.

In the tank! You know, with... with the holding and... Pheebs, you wanna help me with the lobster thing?

Do the claws again.

Except that what?

You're getting good at that Marcel Marceau thing.

Doesn't the fact that I wore it... say how much our friendship means to me?

Well, that's the part where I'm a wank.

I am here, on my knees... holding up these couch cushions... as a symbol of my sorrow and regret. Much like they did in biblical times.

Though you may haveth anger now...

You know, that Steffi Graf has quite a tush. I'm just saying! It's right there!

A woman in my office is a lesbian. I'm just saying!

Judy, relax. This is our little Harmonica we're talking about.

Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay.

Hey, now you have two!

Check it out! We're bracelet buddies! That's what they'll call us!

Hey, you're a cheap-a-saurus!

I thought they used that to cover Connecticut when it rains.

They had to reduce it because of my deviated septum.

Okay, I was wrong. That's what they use to cover Connecticut.

Some girl ate Monica!

So how many cameras are actually on you?

Looking good, Mr. Kotter.

You know, Roy saw Star Wars 317 times. He was in the paper.

Take a chill pill.

I just told Rachel that Roy touched my boob.

My! Are you handsome!

Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining...

Oh, dear! How do I turn this off? Press the button. Which one? Which button? Jack!

I can't believe you did that.

See? He's her lobster!

I don't know any of your flashdances, but I'm no slouch on the dance floor.