The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line

I just saw Kathy naked. It was like torture. If we go to war and you're captured, you're in for a surprise.

At least with her clothes on... I could imagine her body was covered in boils. But there are no boils. She's smooth. Smooth!

Could you see up his robe?

The craziest thing is, I just ate a whole pizza myself.

Well, I'm upset... for you. Sex with an endless line of women must be unfulfilling.

You got all that from the back of her head?

Who's Elaine?

Juice just came out of my nose, but it was worth it.

Play that funky music, white boy.

You should think of my work... as wordless sound poems.

[Ross's terrible keyboard performance with sound effects]

Well, you know, that was... terrific. Really... bitchin'.

I left my helicopter sounds on another disk. I'll be back.

God bless my dad for soundproofing the basement.

I can't believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers.

You mean, music?

Yes, yes, your breasts are just as firm and juicy.

Yes, but I just watch it for the articles.

I like it in the stern. Of the boat.

I think my time is about to...

I thought your time ran out. Me too, but I guess I do have...

I had an appointment to cut my hair. Looks great. And then it got canceled.

Don't make my tail too poofy.

Oh, thanks. I grow it myself.

[Chandler moaning while cutting Kathy's hair]

The phone! The phone's making sounds.

It fell out. I just figured we hit a dog.

I really did. I forgot my purse.

We swallow our feelings, even if we're unhappy forever. Sound good?

You're getting me confused. I'm starting to yearn.

Are you still out there? No.

There's a Starbucks about three blocks down.

It'd be like those poor bicycle-riding chimps... who had to follow the Beatles.

My God, he's not even appreciated in his own time.

You suck too.

You guys. You suck too.

I'm 29. I mean, who needs a savings account?

I think somebody's got a little crush on Casey.

That all the pieces of my life are falling right into place.

I just feel so dwarfed by your musical gift.

How could I live if I knew I was depriving the world of your music?

Joey has the best boyfriend ever.

You obviously haven't screwed over your friends. Which we all appreciate.

Would it be okay if I wrote a song about this?

Sambuca Margarita? It that a real thing? Well, we only had sambuca, so it is now.

I thought she was doing some scene, so I let people watch.

You're so far past the line, that you can't even see the line. The line's a dot to you.

It's all tainted with your betrayal.

And just so you know... I made that bread for you.

Rats in the basement are hanging themselves.

You were playing bad on purpose, guys. Just that last song.