The One Hundredth

I'm Phoebe Buffay, and I have babies coming out.

Which of you is the father? None of them are. The father is my brother.

I'll miss watching you freak people out like that.

Can't wait to see you. Please don't hurt me!

You're not wearing one. Oh, man! I did it again!

She hit her head in the shower. Oh, my God. She's so stupid!

I don't see three kids coming out of your vagina!

And so the miracle of birth begins. And I... You okay? Something hurts.

It's sympathy pains. That's so sweet! I didn't know I cared that much.

And also, I love Fonzie.

Don't worry. She told me about the LaMazda stuff. If you get the babies out by month's end... you get two percent financing.

They're male nurses. Not in my head.

There's always room for Jello.

How do you make that dirty? It's easy. I can do it with anything. Grandma's chicken salad...

Now, girl baby, turn away. And boy babies... check it out! This is what naked women looked like when you were born.

This one doesn't hurt eith... Yes, it does!

It was sweet at first, but now I think he's trying to steal my thunder.

Oh, you know, Fonzie dated triplets.

I don't want some guy down there telling me I'm 'dilated-a-mundo.'

Just goofing around.

Doogie!

Oh, cool. You made him cry!

Well, what else could it be? It's kidney stones. Or... Kidney stones. If it was something else? Well, that would be 'kidney stones.'

They'll be born on the Fonz's half-birthday.

Just to clarify... I'm not Fonzie.

I want to keep one.

Three babies are a handful. Maybe they'll want to unload one.

Tell him it's for you.

No, no, no, no. Nothing is going up, okay? Up is not an option. What's a urethra?

Undo it. Undo it.

You couldn't just do me a favor and, like, hold them in?

Sorry, I'm in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.

So, Dan... nurse, not a doctor, huh? Kind of girlie, isn't it?

And it didn't feel 'girlie' during the Gulf War.

Thanks for doing that for us, by the way.

I want the drugs, Ross! I do too! I do too!

Ready? Time to try peeing.

Yes! We got a baby boy! Frank Junior, Junior!

How does he look? So gross!

I already had a baby. Leave me alone!

Hey, where's his thing? Chandler's a girl! Oh, God! Kindergarten flashback.

There's 30 fingers and 30 toes.

Well, I have... and the technical definition is: Two friends who care a lot about each other... and have amazing sex... and just want to spend more time together.

Don't do the dance. Right.

I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me.

Well, if you're going to cry...

It works on you.

Maybe they can girlie it up a bit, like Chandlerette. Alice called her Channy-fanny.