The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel

Want to hear something weird? Always. I didn't get the annulment.

What? We're still married. Don't tell Rachel. See you later.

There's a cab. Taxi! That's great. What timing! My God, huh? There you go. We're gonna walk. It's right at the Angelika. The Angelika! Go! Go!

Three divorces! Three divorces! Yes, in that high voice.

Don't worry about that. Your tombstone can say whatever you want. It can say, 'Ross Geller: Good at Marriage.'

You know? Mine's gonna say, 'Phoebe Buffay: Buried Alive.'

Rachel is one of my closest friends. But being the only one that knows about this makes me feel special. Okay.

Okay, stop, stop! Phoebe? Hey, Rach! What was that? Sorry. Mix-up.

You'd better hurry. The Angelika! Go!

No, when it comes to sweets, he's surprisingly strict.

No, I keep trying. And I can get out, 'Joey, I have to..' Then I lose my nerve and I finish with, 'go to the bathroom.'

He may think I'm sick.

That's how it'll work now? You'll just order me around? -Pretty much. -All right.

We have something to tell you. Oh, my God! You're pregnant! No!

I'm really happy for you guys. Congratulations. See you later.

I gotta go. I've got an acting job. Like you'd believe that.

Maybe that's now.

He's a terrible roommate. Terrible. He forgets to... He always, he always... Who am I kidding? He's the best roommate!

Oh, look, here's an article about people who marry people and don't tell them. -Really? -Yeah, I'm reading Ross Geller Magazine.

You're pregnant. No! Chandler and I are moving in together.

But if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint, Phoebe.

Oh, my little sister and my best friend... shacking up.

Big day, huh? People moving in. People getting annulled.

If you see her, give her some really bad news, so mine doesn't seem so bad.

My life is an embarrassment. I should just go live under somebody's stairs.

The only guys below me will be Four-Divorce Guy... Murderer Guy... and geologists.

Hi. My friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time. But wouldn't you date him? And if you wait right here, I'll go get Ross.

Listen, for the first four years of my work, everybody called me...

By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Rocky.

Well, I still think you're very, very nice and very pretty. What? All yours, babe.

The three of us are gonna have such a good time living together! Yes, we are.

Chandler, you'll have to watch those long showers you take... because you know Racquel can't be late.

Come and knock on our door / We'll be waiting for you

First marriage: Wife's hidden sexuality. Not my fault. Second marriage: Said the wrong name at the altar. A little my fault. Third marriage: They shouldn't let you get married when you're drunk and have writing on your face. Nevada's fault.

The divorces don't bother me. I'd date him. But not while he's still married.

It's just that he's obviously still in love with this Rachel girl.

And I have loved her in the past... but now, she is just my wife.

We were drunk! I would've married Joey with that amount of alcohol. You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribbiani!

Now he's using this three-divorces reason... because he wants to stay married to her because he loves her. I must say, well done. Bravo, Meg.

She means nothing to me. Nothing! Okay, now I wouldn't date you because you seem a little creepy.

I am so attracted to him right now.

You just said.. Of course you're my best friend.

Are you pregnant? No, but I'm throwing this shirt away.

Oh, my God. That's funny. I can't believe I did that.

Oh, I guess it really is concentrated.

No more Joey and Chan's. No more J and C's. Want to go to Joey and Chandler's? Can't. It's not there.

Don't you remember that night, it was late and I was feeling sick... and you said I would feel better tomorrow?

What the hell is that? That's disgusting.

And you're upset because you didn't make your best friend cry?

Okay, I gotta ask, who calls us that?

Yes. Second in two years. Third, overall.

I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years... and never have I had so much business from one client.

Have you considered therapy? I think just the annulment for today.

What about someone who looks like Rachel? I will think about the therapy.

What is that? I don't know.

An era is defined as a significant period of time. It was significant for me. Maybe it wasn't significant to you!

It's just a little hard to believe. What's hard to believe? I mean, it's you guys. You do this kind of stuff, you know? You were gonna get married in Vegas, and then you backed out.

Really? Yeah, sweetie. You mean, we're not gonna live together anymore? Oh, my God. I'm gonna miss you so much.

So did you get the annulment? I couldn't. I knew it. Because you love Rachel.

I've never been more convinced of your love for her.

So Ross and Rachel got married. Monica and Chandler almost got married. You think we should hook up? Oh, we do. But not just yet.

Well, first Chandler and Monica will get married... and be filthy rich, by the way. But it won't work out.

Then I'll marry Chandler for the money. And you'll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids. Great. But then we ditch them and we get married.

We'll have Chandler's money and Rachel's kids. Getting custody will be easy because of Rachel's drinking problem.

What about Ross? I don't want to go into the whole thing. But we have words and I kill him.