The One with the Tea Leaves

Maybe he's in the sugar bowl. Joey? Nope.

Well, at least you make each other laugh.

Ew, was Chandler naked?

Sort of like a ring-toss kind of situation?

Dude, I don't know. That's a pretty small hole.

Up until I was 25, I thought the only response to 'I love you' was 'Oh, crap.'

I got shot down at fat camp.

Boy, kids are mean when they're hungry.

And also, tea tends to give me the trots.

Which can mean either a promotion or a violent death.

I'm the head chef. I can't get promoted.

You mean your pink shirt? / Faded salmon color? / No, I haven't seen your pink shirt.

I'm sure you can get another one at Ann Taylor's.

Jump up my own ass and die.

Mine is a picture of the Village People. What does that mean?

Tea gives Phoebe the trots.

I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Some cheese?

Two hundred CDs, not one of them in the right case.

Oh, my God, you guys have such problems. I feel so terrible for you.

They were just giving those away at the store. / In exchange for money.

My boss wants to buy my baby.

Yeah, that would have been a much simpler problem.

Jim-Jim Nelson. I'm Phoebe-Phoebe Buffay.

[MOUTHS] It's not pink.

Honey, both yours.

You think you can just buy my friend's baby?

Do you like to party?

I write erotic novels... for children.

They're wildly unpopular.

Yep. A pretty huge...

You could always sell your baby.

Chandler has two copies of Annie.

Not touching myself, if that makes anyone less uncomfortable.

I certainly did not mean that I felt that I was due your baby.

A new grocery store. / What? / A new grocery store.

This is like Disneyland for me.

Oh, yeah, well, I'm sorry about that too. But what are you gonna do?

So long as I understand that the money should not be construed as a down payment on this or any other child that I may bear.

My gynecologist tried to kill me.