The One Where Emma Cries

l would have said yes to anybody. Like that time when you and l got married.

l'm not helping.

Well, Chandler's my oldest friend. Joey's my-- No!

This isn't the right room. Sorry, folks.

No, they ran out of 'lt's a Girl!' But l can fix this one.

See? Huh? So sexy.

Am l producing them?

You know what you should've done? Told yourself that little story.

A giant, stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment. What are people think--? You guys, l love it.

Hey, what do l know? l wanted to get a bigger gorilla.

She's just so cute. l just want to bite her ear off and use it as a sucking candy.

But l could take one of those little feet and put it in a pita pocket.

Wow, you guys got a hospital? Fancy.

Please, take your time. lt's an important decision, not like... say, l don't know, deciding to marry someone. This is about a muffin.

He got over the 'We were on a break' thing quickly.

She told me to ring her if she's not up by 1 1. She has a job interview.

Well, l can do whatever l want. l made her.

Well, l would say l told you so, but she's kind of doing that for me.

How long do you think we have to stay?

You're gonna love Oklahoma.

Try this one. 'Go back in time and listen to Phoebe.'

No. Just stopped to throw up a little bit.

She, Rach. Not it. She.

All right, this just proves no good can come from having sex with Ross!

l can't even believe she slept with you in the first place.

You mean, like....

When people do this: l don't really know what that means.

Not using it right, Joe.

You ducked! l'm sorry! lt was a reflex!

When a fist comes at your face, you duck. Look.

l told you you shouldn't have let her watch Terms of Endearment.

l knew l should've married Chandler.

You know how people say that Tulsa... is the Paris of Oklahoma?

What? Who says that? People who have never been to Paris?

Are you trying to tell me we're moving to Oklahoma or that you're gay?

No. But they are going to lease us a Ford Focus.

She misunderstood. She thought she was moving to Tulsa.

lrony. Not a fan? All right.

See me, l love Tulsa. Tulsa is heaven. Tulsa is ltaly.

Why would l when your name is Elaine?

That's a picture of your daughter, isn't it? Well, she's lovely. l like a girl with a strong jaw.

Why, does it look like l'm having trouble with my misshapen claw?

You know, like Rossell. Or Rosstrophor.

May...tember?

Actually, l'm a paleon-- Dinosaurs is fine.

That's why they call them plans. Hello?

No? Really? Misery really does love company?

Yeah, l don't think dressing provocatively is going to help me here!

You must be a fireball in bed!

l can hear the voices in my head again. l'm kidding.

Rachel? Let's give it six to eight months.

What?

lf you think this is bad, you should see him.

Emma: not easy.

Okay, what would you do if l did this?