The Gang Goes on Family Fight

Frank stealing an ashtray despite not smoking and them having ashtrays at the bar

Frank:Frank wanting to lay out his political agenda on national TV

Dee:Dee wanting to do a 'Jenny McCarthy thing' - super sexy but with a potty mouth

Dennis:'Ah-ah, no, no, Dee, you are never going to be sexy'

Dee:Dee hasn't eaten in three days to avoid being puffy, comparing herself to J-Mac

Dennis:'Yeah, because J-Mac's face is stapled to the back of her head'

Charlie:Charlie's fart noise keychain

Charlie:cheese from some cottage? Whose cottage?

Charlie:I'm a cheese guy, but I'm not a cottage guy.

Frank:Frank wanting to change his answer because he's seen pigs eat men in a bloodbath

Dennis:I'm the proprietor of one of the most charming pubs in all of South Philadelphia

Dennis:So the question really isn't What do I do? It's What don't I do?

Dennis:sea urchin

DENNIS:'His talk of pigs and man flesh is confusing as it is frustrating.'

Dennis:Pierces you right down to your soul, doesn't it?

Dee:Well, Grant, I'll tell you what... I like to eat cock.

Dee:It's a little bit of a double entendre type of thing. I was talking about chicken, but I said cock.

Mac:raised them but didn't sire them, might have sired Charlie

DENNIS:'A sea urchin.'

GRANT:'A sea... a what now?'

DENNIS:'Sea urchin.'

Mac:Mac bringing a blood bucket for DNA testing during commercial break

The host's complete exasperation trying to explain the simple rule to Mac

CHARLIE:'Dragon!'

Charlie:Dragon

Charlie:it's not a meal for peasants, it's a meal for kings, and I'm sort of a common man. But they don't eat us; they eat gold and treasure.

Dragon actually being on the board with one survey response

Dennis:dragon is an answer but sea urchin isn't

Charlie:I'm gonna get the steal. I'm gonna get the steal. Look, here's the thing: dragons are real, right? I saw a dragon. I'm pretty sure I saw a dragon. It had a big, long tail, and these big wings. Anyway, dragonflies are just small dragons. So if I find a dragonfly, I'm halfway to my dragon.

Everyone imitating the buzzer sound to annoy Dennis

Dennis:Laser beams

DENNIS:'Laser beams, Grant. Yeah, laser beam. It's the only way to completely obliterate the follicle.'

Charlie:Charlie thinking 'bride' is a grooming answer because you can't groom without a bride

Charlie:I have a toe knife.

Charlie:Bride actually being on the board, proving Charlie right

Host:What do you got, hands made of anvils?

Frank:Liberal yahoos taking my guns

Charlie:Charlie suggesting 'The Nightman' as a fear

Dennis:the crust on a crème brûlée burning the top of your mouth

Dennis:clowns

'Nightman' actually being on the board as an answer

Nightman actually being on the board and Grant not knowing what it is

Charlie:I took the survey.

Charlie:I took it at the mall. I thought it was government.

Cricket:Where's my five bucks?

Dee:Dee fainting from hunger and making fart noises

Dennis:Dennis's complete meltdown during Fast Money, repeatedly saying wrong answers

Dennis:France

Dennis:You can't air this, you can't air this

Host:We air everything

Dennis:This doesn't represent me