Hundred Dollar Baby

Rocky IV is the greatest movie of all time vs Million Dollar Baby won an Oscar

Girls can't fight. They don't have muscles. It's not sexist. It's just truthful.

Girls can't pull trucks through snow. Can you pull trucks through snow? I absolutely could.

You can barely walk in the snow

Time out. Is the truck parked in neutral?

Empty your pockets. Now. Hey, let's just all stay calm.

Nice friends.

And a Ford F-150. Right. In park, but no emergency brake. Maybe I could pull it four feet.

Just got back from a 'Boxercise' class at the gym. 'Boxercise'? What kind of queer shit is that?

All during the '60s, before I met my whore wife, I was a boxer. They called me Frankie Fast Hands.

Keep livin' in the past, Dad.

You ditched your sister? Absolutely. With a mugger... The guy had a knife. Of course we did. What were we supposed to do?

Ain't no rules out on the streets. You guys got no rules on the streets, you.

Will you stop talking about the streets you three jackasses, like you've been there?

There's blood everywhere. It's beautiful. These guys don't have technique. They get all cranked up like animals.

You know who can take a really good beating? Charlie. Charlie.

That's the smell of big dreams. The smell of glory. It smells like feet. And feet. Does smell like feet.

Frankie Fast Hands! Holy crap. You... really let yourself go.

Amazing. Hey, she's pretty too, huh? Like her old man, huh?

Oh, my God, that's an annoying sound he makes. Ass... hole. Yeah, asshole.

Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna take all the weight on your neck. Then you're gonna jam your legs down and hyperextend your ankles and then shoot back up and lock your knees in place.

Not one of those things sounds right to me at all.

You wanna fight like a man? You gotta train like a man. Daddy, I can't. It's... I can't.

Charlie, you're, like, the toughest guy we know. Yeah? So nobody can kick your ass, right? Practically invincible.

Now it's becoming this whole big thing. It feels a little gay. It's not gay. Just take your shirt off. It's not gay.

Why can't I just get, like, all excited and passionately rip it off in the moment?

What's that made out of? It's a board, so it's, you know, made out of wood. It's, like, particle board. It's, like, harder than wood, dude. No. It's actually softer than wood.

I wasn't drunk enough. You should be drunk for this. We should all be drunk for this.

Just grab that bar and jerk it down behind your neck.

They billed it as 'Beauty Versus the Beast.' Wasn't much of a fight. First-round knockout.

You know damn well you hit me after the bell. That was a cheap shot. Excuses are like assholes. Everybody's got one, and they all stink.

I let my daughter do my fighting for me. And maybe in a couple years, when this little graham cracker might have the stuff to compete, maybe we'll see.

Listen, little buttercup, I'm just bustin' your old man's balls. You don't have to get your panties in an uproar.

If only there was a way that you could be physically tough enough to intimidate men. Let's just say I provide a much-needed service around this place. Step into the shadows and, uh, we'll talk.

What? It's like 11:00 in the morning here. We don't care. Open the door. Surprise, bitch.

Hey! Guys! I can handle a chair. Go get a chair. See what you're doing to him? You're getting him all worked up.

No, no, no, no. Of course not. These are performance-enhancing supplements. You ever punched a guy so hard in the eye he swallowed it?

Every time I'm gonna take... Why can't you just take it off? Just take it off. You're ruining the moment.

Just 10 more minutes. / No, no. That's it. Dee, that's... / I love it. I need more of it.

You look like a Holocaust victim in pageant makeup. I will eat your babies, bitch.

What's the matter, 'Frankie Fat Hands'? You're afraid she's gonna get knocked out just like you did?

Why don't you shut your fat little monkey face and hold the bag?

This one might as well be goddamn camouflaged! Oh, good. Are you happy now? I just punched a hole in my wall!

Clown Baby. Clown Ba... Clown Baby? Yeah. You mean like a baby clown? Not a baby clown. A clown ba... It's like a baby... It's like a clown that is a baby.

Nobody's gonna bet on a guy named Clown Baby. He's gonna be a huge underdog. Which means we stand to make even more money off him.

I might have had some. What did you just say, you little bitch? I might have had some of your pills or whatever.

I might have had some of your pills or whatever. / Oh, yeah? / I am gonna punch a hole through your face.

I am gonna punch a hole through your face. I'd like to see you try that. I am gonna rip your face off... Make a shirt out of it, and I'm gonna wear it.

I'm gonna take one second to take my shirt off, and then you're gonna die!

He's in jail with Dee. / What? / Apparently they got all hopped up on amphetamines... and beat the shit out of some guy in front of the bar.

Apparently they got all hopped up on amphetamines and beat the shit out of some guy in front of the bar.

I had to change the bet... a little. / You bet against me? / I bet against you.

Where did you get that money? I had to change the bet... a little. You bet against me? I bet against you.

I could have taken a dive. I wouldn't have had to get my ass kicked.

I could have taken a dive. I wouldn't have had to get my ass kicked. Mac, it had to look real.

You know what? Stab this son of a bitch. Oh, wait a second. Oh, come on, Mac. Don't be like that, man.

Holy shit!