Thunder Gun Express

Dennis:Precisely, you bitch! I need to know precisely.

Dee:28 minutes!

Dee:I'm sorry.

Mac:I forgot about Obama!

Dee:Plus, I hear the guy hangs dong, and I'm very interested in seeing that.

Charlie:It's all these goddamn immigrants come in to see Obama. And none of them have any insurance. That's why they drive so slow.

Dennis:Mac, that's because you always try and barge in so you can see the chicks naked. And then I have to start the process all over again.

Dennis:I'm forging a connection with these women that will yield for them the most awakening and unforgettable sexual experience of their lives.

Dennis:Thundergun's not a verb. Stop using it as a verb.

Frank:Well, I tell you one thing. I could walk faster than we're moving.

Charlie:Thundergun leaves no man behind! We'll come back for you!

Dude, hangs dong.

Frank:I told them that! I told them! I don't want to miss that!

Frank:A cab? Dee, don't be a fool! We'll never get a cab out here. Plus, we'll just sit in traffic like everybody else.

Frank:You bastards!

Alison:What's with all the locks?

Dennis:I want you to feel safe.

Dennis:So your father took off when you were pretty young, huh? That must have been difficult.

Frank:Captain Tom turned out to be a goddamn junkie!

Frank:That's a big building. It's a brick building, red brick building. I don't know that the hell it is. It's a old building.

Frank:It's home to many weird fish-like creatures. And also the depository of all of the unsolved crimes and murders in Philadelphia.

Charlie:Plus, I hung dong on the trolley. You guys missed that.

Dee:Looked like a button in a fur coat.

Dee:It was more of a ding than a dong really, Mac.

Charlie:He's scared he's going to be too fat to fit down that gutter. That is what it is.

Mac:It turns out I-I am... I am too muscular, and I-I can't fit through. So my-my-my muscles stop me from gaining access.

Charlie:That's what I told Dennis and Frank, and I was lying.

Dennis:Sixteen?! No get... what are you... get... Whoa, shit. That's not good. Why do I still have this tape?

Charlie:If a wall of water comes through, it's actually pretty sweet to be naked 'cause then you can hold your clothes up. You know, and then that piss and shit just kind of flows over you. It's more refreshing than you think.

Charlie:I'll come back for you.

Dee:Don't... don't you do that. Don't you... Charlie, get back here right now!

Dennis:I also invented Facebook with the Winklevoss twins.

Elena:Really?

Dennis:Yeah, yeah. Zuckerberg didn't do shit.

Elena:I seen it twice already. Oh, it's amazing.

Frank:You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole. I was saying 'soul.' He thought I was saying 'boy's hole.'

Frank:Frank's insane boat tour rambling about Charlie, waitress, crack, baby, troll song

Frank:One of the things I like doing most is banging whores. I go out and bang a lot of whores.

Frank:One of the things I like doing most is banging whores. I, uh, I go out and bang a lot of whores.

Frank:No hesitation. No surrender. No surren... Oh, shit. I surrender.

Dee:That's shit in my hair, that's why.

Mac:Well, why don't you switch seats with us if it's bothering you so much. Just switch seats, you know what I mean?

Frank:I'd like to report a bomb threat.

Dennis:Goddamn it, Frank. He Thundergunned all of us. He Thundergunned the shit out of us.