The High School Reunion (1)

Group chanting 'Reunion! Reunion!' repeatedly with increasing energy

Dennis:That's a stupid song.

Dennis:it is gonna propel me back into the mid-'90s when Dennis Reynolds was a golden god

Dee:No brace, fools! Baby got back!

Dennis:Sir Mix-a-Lot was not talking about women whose backs have recovered from horrific spinal disorder. He was talking about gorgeous black women and their big beautiful black butts.

Let's smash 'em up!

Charlie:I'm packing a couple extra pair of underwear in case I get an atomic wedgie.

Charlie:And if it does happen, I'm gonna get high, I'm gonna go to the bathroom, I'm gonna huff stuff.

Mac:Nah, I think he does. You guys were pretty much nothing in high school.

Frank:I'm telling you, I went to this school.

You're not on the alumni list.

Frank:Well, maybe I used a different name back then.

Sir, you need to leave.

Frank:Fine, fine. I'll just be out here in the parking lot.

Frank:We smashed all the beers.

Charlie:Well, she was definitely the prettiest girl in school.

Mac:She was not. She was not, no.

Mac:Maybe the most forgettable girl in school.

Dee:Yeah, which, by the way, is the worst thing you could be in high school.

Charlie:Oh, the box of hornets.

Dennis:It's not acne, actually. No, no, it's hornet scars.

Mac:I'm probably not gonna wear mine. I mean, who wears a name tag, right? That's not cool.

Mac's name tag reading 'Ronald McDonald' and his extreme discomfort

Dee:It's Adriano Calvaniste, Charlie. It's the guy who coined the name 'Aluminum monster.'

Dee:He called you Dirtgrub and he made you eat spiders.

Charlie:Oh, that guy!

Dee:Yes. I mean, no. People don't call me that anymore, but yeah.

Adriano:Hey, Ronald McDonald, right?

Mac:No, no. For your information, nobody calls me that.

'Cause he was a nark and a tattletale, and he became the main drug dealer when he told on the other main drug dealer.

Adriano:Well, looks like the rat got a little too much cheese, huh? Fat.

Mac:I put on mass. We eat a lot of cheese. To put on mass.

Mac:I only gave ringworm to Charlie. I got it from my dog Poppins, and then Charlie and I were wrestling every day because we were trying out for the wrestling team

Hope you suck each other's rotten peckers until you get mouth cancer.

Dee:For some reason, homophobia, it's just, it's awesome to these guys. I'm sewing myself in.

Dennis:So do do not talk to me for the rest of the night, and know that I won't be talking to you, because you lower my stock.

Frank:Look, I got myself a name tag. I'm Nicki Potnick.

Dennis:Okay, Frank, first off, Nicki Potnick is a girl, okay? And secondly, she's not 65 years old.

Dennis:The dead tooth-- it spurted in my nose, it stinks. What is that supposed to be?

Maureen:That's where your monthly payments are going. That's a diamond tooth, Dennis.

Dennis:Put a diamond on anything that's dead, and it's still dead, Maureen. It's rotting.

Cricket:I went to go find my name tag-- they didn't even have one. It's like-- it's like what, I never existed?

Cricket:Well, actually it's Father Mara again. Is it? I cleaned up, yes, and I was welcomed back into the cloth.

Adriano:So I tell you what, Crick, should I put my balls on your chin now or later, huh?

Waitress:Probably not. Sat behind you in Spanish, remember? Sat... sat right next to you in Algebra one.

Frank:Wow, I just shook your dead tooth wife. I mean, I had to wash my hands and face.

Dennis:Don't you play coy with me, you little bitch. I'm going to stay right here, and I'm going to wait for my minions to swarm me.

Bartender giving Charlie and Mac only 4 drink tickets total, leading to argument about the 'pretty boy' and 'longhair'

Mac:Adriano made fake tickets. Those tickets are fake!

Adriano:Wow. Ronnie the Rat strikes again, huh?

Charlie:I'm going to go to the bathroom, I'm going to find stuff to huff, I'm going to get high. If I'm the Dirtgrub, I'm going to be the Dirtgrub.

Mac:Charlie, Charlie, don't put the bleach and the ammonia together! It's going to knock the shit out of you.

Adriano:Yeah, probably. That's what these gay guys do, they just... knock each other out with poppers, and then find some kinda rabies-infested rodent to tickle each other's taints with.

Brad:I've been waiting a long time for this.

Cricket:It's her fault. She told me she loved me. We were supposed to be together forever.

Dee:Yeah, I told him I loved him once, but that was like four years ago.

Cricket's revelation about stealing jewelry and being covered in ringworm after Dee told him she loved him

Adriano:To think I was going to let you jack me off...