The Gang Saves the Day

Charlie:Don't grab a beer. We're on our way to a bar, which we own.

Charlie:All right, well, I'm not gonna be the only one not drinking beer, so come on.

Mac:Hey, bozo. Walk away now, and I let you live... or stick around and repent for your sins.

Mac:And you better say 'cheese.'

Mac:Did you like my 'say cheese' line?

Charlie:I didn't quite get that, if I'm being honest.

Mac:It was a pun, 'cause I flung cheese in his face, you know?

Dennis:No, if you... if you had taken his photograph, and then you flung cheese in his face... that would be a pun.

Mac:Should I go get a camera?

Yakuza.

And that's a great pun, dude. You used the pun right! Yeah, you got the pun right, dude.

Dennis:What pun? The... 'Cool off' and you kicked him in a fridge.

Mac:He's not getting it, is he?

What is a pun?

Mac:I killed the boss.

Store Owner:That's not the boss, you idiot.

Store Owner:He's my father!

Mac:Whoops. My bad.

Mac:Now, is your throat okay? Is it... is that from the smoke, or...? Is that a pun?

Mac:I... don't... forgive you.

God:Those were some pretty sweet moves.

Mac:Thank you, my Lord and Savior.

Mac:Oh, hey, Rex. 'Sup, bro? So what do we do now?

God:Now we ignore everyone's prayers.

Charlie:Damn it, Dee, this is all your fault.

Dee:What? It's because of you.

Dee:How is this my fault?

Charlie:It just is, you stupid bitch.

Charlie:Let's sacrifice her.

Dee:What?

Dennis:Sir, sir! Please, take her, take her! Have your way with the whore!

Dee:I'll see you in hell, boners.

Robber:No witnesses.

Dee:I like your style.

Dee:We should team up. Us ladies need to stick together.

Dee:Hello, love, I'm the new butler. Albert Covington's the name.

Dee:Ah, ah, ah! Who slayed Achilles? Uh, Paris, Hector's brother. Well done, lad.

Your sweater's on backwards.

Dee:Well, this time I play a very beautiful woman. Uh, a warrior princess who saves the world.

Josh Groban:♪ She's got blonde hair She's perfect in every way Feet not too large Not too small ♪

Dee:That's how babies are made.

Narrator:But they didn't stay together a long time, their marriage only lasting a shocking 17 minutes

Frank:A fisherman always spots another fisherman from afar.

Frank:I dares it... I dar-dar-dar... A crammy hand... A crammy handle bit.

Frank:I... am... God.

Dennis:Does-does my dick work?

Doctor:No. Your penis does not work.

Dennis:Kill me.

Doctor:Ah, it appears they've left.

Jackie:Hello, Dennis.

The forecast calls for sunshine.

Dennis:I am in love with you!

Dennis:Her breasts? What about her breasts?

Doctor:I'm afraid that they were, um... obliterated.

Frank:Oh, get him off me! Goddamn it, stop!

Charlie:Whoa, easy, puppy.

All right, it looks like the hostages are dead. Let him have it.

Waitress:Charlie, that was so brave.

Charlie:Anything for you, my love.

What are we gonna do, you guys?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Yeah.

Robber:The big bills, underneath. Give me the big bills.