Farmers Market

And I have to say that the way that you're rockin' those slacks is quite impressive as well.

Can we hurry this up, please?

We rehearsed that at home. Naked in bed.

What! What!

Stamp the damn form.

I think our love made him angry. I think he broke my wrist. I'm not kidding.

Except that I'm a whale and that my feet already kill. Whales don't have feet. I am a crazy shape.

This morning when I got out of bed, I just tipped forward like a poorly made bowling pin.

I read something on raddadsolutions.net that there's a pressure point in the foot that could induce labor.

Everything is amazing. Today is perfect, and I love you. [cut to] He's driving me up the fucking wall.

Look at this tiny tree. Can you eat this? Aww. This one's dead.

Green cabbage is always a safe bet. Red cabbage is good. I mean, you can't go wrong. That's the fun thing about cabbage. One of the fun things.

Chardbodies: Get a chard on. Let's get 're-charded' in here!

Let's get 're-charded' in here!

By 'rules of conduct,' do you mean that wooden sign you made that says, 'Peas be kind to others'?

Yes, and 'In case of fire, romaine calm,' and 'You won't bay leaf how nice olive our vendors are.'

I don't like vegetables, but I'm very good at vegetable puns.

No, that's a super small piano.

$75,000? How about 300? $300,000? 150. They'll do it.

150 bucks? Split that four ways, boom. $600.

I can't wash my face with hand soap. Look at these pores. They're gaping.

It's the whine & cheese club, gorgeous.

The rules do not specify whether or not I'm allowed to listen to Willie Nelson on my headphones.

♪ Hello, walls ♪ Hello ♪ Hello ♪ How'd things go for you today? ♪

I want to be Pac-Man, and instead of dots, I want 'em to be cinnamon buns. I want to be a giant head and a mouth, and I just want to eat rows and rows of junk food pellets

The reason is it's vegetable porn. Porn on the cob.

I'm sorry. I'm just very good at that.

No, it's ridiculous to think that you could survive a nuclear blast by jumping into a refrigerator.

We pulled into the parking lot, and this is technically city hall property, so now we're at work-- let's do this.

Leslie's toffee surprise. The surprise is there's toffee in the inside.

My stomach has so many stretch marks on it that it looks like an old-fashioned globe.

Also, I just read Brooke Shields' book on post-partum depression. Now I have pre-post-partum depression anxiety.

It's from Kernsten's-- the nipple people. It has nipple cream, nipple pads, and also a special nipple pimple ointment in case you develop any pimples on your nipples.

boob hats.

Sex is cool. I say we finish on Drunk Off Our Asses. And I think we should do Sex in Space.

Dave Grohl might be there. I don't know. He might be anywhere. The guy's awesome, and he's unpredictable.

Dave Grohl might be there. I don't know. He might be anywhere. The guy's awesome, and he's unpredictable.

Umbilical school?

It's like, 'Hey, you like lettuce? Try this. It's worse. It tastes like kale took a dump on spinach.'

I like to think of it as celery with B.O.

I like to think of it as celery with B.O.

This is a Cuban. This is yellowtail. I feel amazing.

Stay frosty, Wyatt.

Ha-ha! Bank! Private property. Firewall restored! Ha-ha-ha!

You can't escape city hall, fool! Let's dance.

Why are you yelling? Tom put all my records into this rectangle!

The songs just play one right after the other! This is an excellent rectangle!

I feel like I'm arguing with the sun.

What? That is totally crazy! I am super chill all the time!

This is 'un-charded' territory for us.

Oh, it's sex! Oh, crap. Now what the hell am I supposed to sing?

Please welcome Johnny Karate and his magical guitar stick!

Pick your nose / 'Cause boogers are gross / Clean out your snout

I for instance peed the bed until I was 32

There's just been, like, a long, slow fart stream coming out of me since we started talking... this morning.

Well, if this is the way people want to buy their produce, so be it. This town is full of lunatics.

Yeah, it's like a tree barfed in my mouth.

Yeah, it's like a tree barfed in my mouth.