Roy Anderson

What, are you trying to cop a feel or something Halpert?

Repel her.

Right in your face. Why don't we make it more interesting? Loser buys dinner at Farley's.

No, that's not of much fun.

Don't listen to him Pam, trust me. Tip it my way or you'll sleep in the car!

Yeah he's pretty good uh?

We'll see you next year! - Yeah! Oh nuts! Oh gosh!

Yep, that's exactly what happened.

No, she was total little Miss Artsy Fartsy in high school. She wore the turtleneck and everything.

Pam, um, I think enough is enough. I think we should set a date for our wedding. How about June 10th? Come on, let's do it.

No, it was, it was Captain Jack. / Well.... / Captain Jack! / Could have been either one of us because, pretty much, we were saying the same thing.

Man, this must be torture for you.

That way she's not all, 'Bah, bah, bah, bah,' you know, when she gets home.

Let's get you home, and you are gonna get the best sex of your life.

You're inviting Jim? Of course, he's one of my closest friends.

I just hope she doesn't look on my computer. Actually, I'd better go check.

Whatever. I'm in charge of the music.

Um... I just completely forgot what I was going to say. That's so weird. Okay. Well, if you think of it, I'll be here.

I don't wanna work here without Pam. That'd just be like loading trucks without any meaning. You know?

You remember when we were planning our honeymoon, and you wanted to go to Hawaii and I wanted to go to Mexico? I was definitely right.

Roy's injured face and Jim's protective reaction

Roy asking 'So you're PMSing pretty bad, huh?' to Pam

Pam and Roy's honeymoon planning flashback with Hawaii vs Mexico debate

Roy's plan to hang the Jamaica photo at home because he doesn't have much art

Leave the keys. / You still do that thing? / Leave the keys.

You know what I find sexy? Pam's art. She's an artist and I appreciate that. It's very moving and sexy, the art.

I know I don't normally notice these kind of things, but this wedding's really nice. I mean, the flowers and stuff. Phyllis has got some great taste. You're kidding me, right?

I know you probably aren't gonna remember this, but, those color roses, I got you those color roses for our prom. Roy, I picked those flowers. Phyllis just stole all of my ideas for our wedding.

I guess I wasn't really too involved in the planning. Yeah. Sorry about that. It's okay. Well, you think it sucks for you? I'm the one who actually wanted to get married.

Roy calling Pam 'spazzy boy' and 'little spazz' while she's driving

Roy's disappointment that no one from work came to Pam's art show

Roy's dismissive 'It's cool if I go, right?' at Pam's art show

Roy's harsh art criticism: 'On Van Gogh's first try, he drew the hands of the peasants' and calling Pam's work 'motel art'

My brother just unloaded the Jet Skis and he kinda took a bath, so... We're gonna go get hammered.

I can read you like a book. Oh, yeah? You can't keep anything form me.

Damn Jet Skis!

Jet Ski money? All of it. I'm gonna kill Jim Halpert.

I thought you were a friend.

Come on, if it wasn't for you, I never would've met Laura. But seriously, could've dodged a bullet on that one. Just kidding.

I started a gravel company. I mean, who knew it would take off?

I thought she was my waitress, and, uh, took her three weeks to tell me that she actually owned the place.

You know how I said I was taking boxing lessons? Actually, I was doing this