The One with Rachel's Sister

This coming from the man who couldn't split our $80 phone bill in half.

Well, he's not used to women being so forward... but I could check with him. He says it's okay.

It will be when you look like that in a tight skirt.

I'm pretty.

Phoebe frantically searching through her purse for gum while everyone waits

I don't get sick. Getting sick is for weaklings. It's for pansies.

When you put a D at the end of 'fine,' you're not fine.

You know, it's a really hard word to say.

Which sister is this? Is this the spoiled one or the one that bit her?

Never mind, I got it.

Boy, did we make friends with the wrong sister.

Aw. I like cars.

Oh. What if they came in third in a modeling contest?

Oh, Mr. Scientist has to get all technical.

I would love that job.

No, of course. Of course I've heard of them.

It's a rug.

Oh, come on, you really think that's gonna work on me? I invented that.

Yeah. Everything but the little blue one. That's the best one.

Oh, my gosh, that was so lame. Like a pashmina could be a rug.

Were you this cute in high school?

I know, let's rest and drink lots of fluids.

See, that would be impossible to resist if you weren't all drippy here.

Yeah, I don't think you should say that even when you're healthy.

It better not be about the apartment pants... because I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren, and she loved it.

Oh, my God, and they're gonna have sex. Oh, no. What if he marries her too?

But great news about the apartment pants, huh?

Happy birthday to you... Happy birthday, dear Annie... Amy

Yeah, not in here it isn't.

Are you saying he's a geek?

What? She died, Jill.

Calling Dr. Big. Dr. Big to the bed.

Come on, get into bed. I wanna prove that I'm not sick. I wanna make you feel as good as I feel.

You've sung 'Happy Birthday' to 20 different women today.

I think she's cute... but I never would've thought of going out with her. Never.

Hey, if you ever wanna go out with Monica, you have my blessing. And mine.

No, no, no. You are not getting me this way.

Are you kidding me? Is this turning you on?

What about your rule about never sleeping with sick people?

Worked like a charm.

It's kind of slutty. It's yours.

Yeah, well, I'm a slut. Me too.

Uh, I'm just looking out your window at the view.

Ugh. She is a slut.

Hoo-hoo. He's gonna get some.

Of the glare... from the streetlight out of his apartment. You know, so, um, he's closed the drapes there... so he can have a nice pleasant conversation with your little sister.