The One with Chandler's Work Laugh

Sorry. Monica and Chandler are "making love."

They did it right there on the couch.

Someone I know is getting married. Yeah, weddings are happy occasions. Oh, by the by, it's my ex-wife, Emily!

Stupid British snack food!

Did they teach you that in anger management?

Are you still mad about, you know, the Louisiana Purchase?

Anybody going to eat that?

Hey, Bing! Ha-ha-ha.

Ha-ha-ha! I ask myself that very question. This is Monica.

Dewey, Cheatem & Howe

What was that? That noise you made? Oh, that was my work laugh.

He says, '$30, Father. Same as in town.' Ha!

Except for that time at that strip club. Strip church.

I used to, but then Joey thought it'd be fun to go to Central Park and hit rocks at bigger rocks.

Okay, good luck with that.

If there was, I wouldn't tell you.

Duck quacking and rooster clucking conversation

Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan. They get mail and stuff.

Those birds are browned, basted and ready to be carved.

Okay, easy, Martina.

I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said.

He can't even breathe, and she's popping pills.

Oopsie! Missed it!

Not if I see you first, Doug!

You know what? Because you said that... I'm not putting out tonight!

Ross couldn't fit down the trash chute. That's right. He almost could. Which is exactly how I got stuck there.

Oh, out! God, I don't know why we didn't think to check there.

He hooked up!

Janice's nasal laugh after returning Ross's scarf

I know what you all are thinking, but Chandler is in Yemen.

You two would have very hairy children.

In high school, I made out with James even though I knew that you liked him.

You know what your nickname is, Mr. Big.

Mr. Bigot. Ha, ha. He tells the most racist jokes.

Monica's exaggerated laugh at 'Me and Chandler?'

That's not a Nutter Butter. That's an old won ton! Judge rules... Nutter Butter.

We should all support President Clinton and her husband, Bill.

I'll have Monica stick her finger in it. That ought to sweeten it up.

Kara's coffee is weak-tasting. But what Doug did was imply that it was weak physically.

She keeps lying to me. That's it! I'm gonna go over there and I'm confronting them right now.

I actually came over here to borrow this lamp... to, um, look at my books. You know, see them a little better.

What a great way to make some extra pocket money.

Man, she is really gullible.

I believe that the sun has set on our day in the sun.

I just don't think I can take another second of you whining!

So you're saying I've become so whiny that I annoy you... Janice.

I guess, that's two out of three... Joey!

You don't fool around with your friends' ex-girlfriends or possible girlfriends or girls they're related to.

I gave you 27 dollars. No strings attached!