The One Where Ross Got High

Hey, you guys ever wonder why they call it 'Thanksgiving'?

You don't have to beg. / I didn't beg. I just asked once. / You could beg, you know.

Offering people gum is not cooking.

Maybe you wanna try a little Thanksgiving breakfast? Maybe a Thanksgiving snack?

If it says, 'boil two cups of salt,' you just boil two cups of salt.

Sidney Poitier? / I miss Rachel.

Well, I was going to. I really was. But then somewhere, just out of nowhere, I didn't.

Is this why they don't like me or you don't like me?

I don't think you'll ever get my parents that drunk.

If people don't know, they shouldn't just guess!

Maybe I give thanks by taking my PlayStation to my place.

Maybe I love you.

No, I don't want to play video games, Joey!

We'll just drink all day. / We go to yours!

How you got three women to marry you, I'll never know.

That's great, Rach. You now have the cooking skills of a hot day.

In case Rachel's dessert is so good that I eat all of it and there's none left for anybody else! / Nothing.

It's done about two minutes before it looks like that.

Oh, Janine, the really hot dancer girl? / Some would say she's attractive, yes.

It's like the first Thanksgiving when the Indians and Pilgrims sat down. Then the Indians taught the Pilgrims what it meant to be hot in the New World!

Look! Look who it is! It's Chandler! / Oh, yes, of course. Hello, Chandler.

Whoa, it snowing out there? / No.

Okay, I have dandruff. There's no need to laugh and point. / Chandler was laughing at your joke. / My joke wasn't funny.

Chandler laughs at everything. That's one of the great things about him.

He used to be just 'Jack Geller, Monica and Ross' dad.' Now he's 'Jack Geller, dream hunk.' / I don't know. To me, he'll always be 'Jack Geller walks in while you're changing.'

He's a headliner of a gay burlesque show.

then beef sautéed with peas and onions... then a little bit more custard... then bananas

Beef in a dessert? No, no, no. There is no way. / I know. And only one layer of jam? What is up with that?

Oh, my God. She made half an English trifle and half a shepherd's pie!

We're never gonna get to introduce the hot girls to the New World.

Did it make you want to walk around in your underwear? / No. / Still not hot enough!

Oh, what I wouldn't give to be that can of condensed milk.

I think he's stoned again.

so I told them that you had gotten stoned and jumped out the window.

I was all high.

You microwaved a bunch of my dad's records. / Why? / Evidently, you weren't very good at handling your high.

No, I did. But tell me again because it's so romantic.

Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?

It's Thanksgiving, not Truth Day!

Dude, they're not objects. / Just kidding.

Oh, no. No, Ross, don't do this. / What? / I don't think us getting back together is a good idea.

Oh, well. Can't blame a guy for trying.

I'm not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore.

You dropped a pea.

This is so good that I'm gonna go enjoy it on the balcony. So that I can enjoy the view whilst I enjoy my dessert.

I'm gonna go into the bathroom so I can look at it in the mirror as I eat it.

It tastes like feet. / I like it!

What's not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good.

If it's any consolation, before the bird dropped it, he seemed to enjoy it.

Boy, I'm glad I wore the big belt today.

You are such a tattletale!

Well, Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing. Monica did!

Ross married Rachel in Vegas! And got divorced! Again!

I love Jacques Cousteau!

I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle!

I want to go!

I got tricked into all those things.

You're a wonderful human being. / Thank you! / No. Thank you!

You guys, it was bananas, cream and beef!

No, I ate that. / Nope, got it and got yours too.

It was a big bird. Swooped right in there.

I live across the hall. You walked in on me when I was changing.