Carol

A lesbian? Well... You never know.

Quack, quack... quack, quack, quack. / Ross? / That opens my cervix.

As in 'Mouse'? / As in my grandmother. / Still, you say 'Minnie,' you hear 'Mouse.'

Helen Geller? / I don't think so. / Hello, it's not gonna be Helen Geller.

Uh, that's our friend Tanya. Of course it's your friend Tanya.

The sex of the baby, Ross. Oh. You know the sex of the baby?

Let's say you and I give it another shot. - Ross. No, no, I know what you're gonna say. You're a lesbian.

It's time to take the pin out.

All you need is a woman who likes men and you'll be set.

It'll have to stay in, that's all. Everything will be the same. It'll just stay in.

Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?

Hey, where the hell have you been? We stopped at the gift shop. I was looking at stuffed animals, and Susan wanted a Chunky.

Each one's like a little party in my uterus.

I'm trying to get a person out of my body here and you're not making it any easier. Now go!

How about Ben? I like Ben. Ben. How come you never mentioned Ben before? We, uh, just cooked it up. That's what we were off doing.

Yeah, it tastes kind of sweet. Sort of like, uh... Like what? Cantaloupe juice. Exactly.

You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.

We're getting married.

Is your finger caught in that chair? Mm-hm. Want us to go? Uh-huh.

We know. He already did it last week. You can watch our tape if you want.

He can't quite say 'mama' yet, but once he said 'Yemen.'

Yes, he has. Very good.

He carries it everywhere, like a security blanket. But with ski boots and a kicky beret.

A different kind of anniversary. / Oh.

We both know you'll do it because you're not a jerk. So you can sulk here for half an hour, then go get them, or save time and sulk in the car.

You don't want to skimp there. / You're a genius. It came to about $112. But what the hell, call it an even 110?

Look at you two bonding. Making us late for the airport. / It's just us getting along is difficult for him... because he doesn't like me. / Come on. That's... / It's true.

I didn't really believe it until you just said it!

So? She's a woman.

Nobody's going to London. Welcome to London, governor.

We could have a threesome. -I love that idea!

Gail Rosten is in there twice, but she is so...

Oh umm, y'know I think it would be better if we just save it.

You want to wander in the hall?

There's a sentence I never thought I'd say.