Ralph

Kevin's biting me. Here's a drawing of a spirochete. Love, Ralph.

When the doctor said... I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day... of my life.

God, shmod-- I want my monkey man.

It says, 'Choo-choo-choose me...' and there's a picture of a train. Yeah. Nice gag.

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there.

Mr. Simpson, the tar fumes are making me dizzy! Yeah, they'll do that.

At least you guys are my friends.

How often do you brush, Ralph? Three times a day, sir. Why must you turn my office into a house of lies? You're right! I don't brush! [Crying] I don't brush.

What's a battle? [Forced Laughter] Let's go.

I'm Idaho! - Yes, of course you are.

He was going to the bathroom.

My cat's name is Mittens.

Prepackaged Star Wars characters still in their display box? Are those limited edition figures? What's a diorama?

I bent my Wookiee.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

You 'choo-choo-choose' me?

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of it.

I love Lisa Simpson! And when I grow up, I'm going to marry her!

Tomorrow we were gonna find out who the dish ran away with. The spoon, Bart. Of course.

Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels.

I won! I won!

Me fail English? That's 'unpossible.'

I didn't burn down the school. / It was the butterfly, I tell you. The butterfly! / He's crazy, boys. Get the Taser.

Eat my shorts, Shelbyville. - Eat my shorts. - Eat my shorts. - Yes, eat all of our shirts.

No wonder no one came to my birthday party.

Principal Skinner, I need some 'sooes.'

My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it. Can I have a new one?

Oh, boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking.

Can you open my milk, Mommy? - I'm not Mommy, Ralph. I'm Miss Hoover

Well, that's it. Have a nice summer, everyone. But what happened in Ford's Theatre? Was President Lincoln okay? He was fine.

Is the alien Santa Claus? - Uh, yes.

Why is that mirror sneezing? / Uh, look, it's just an old, creaky mirror. You know, sometimes it sounds a little like it's sneezing... or coughing or talking softly.

My knob tastes funny. / Please refrain from tasting the knob.

Prinskipper Skippal Prinnipple Skipper

That's your trowel blade, Ralph. It fell off the handle. And I found it!

Well, uh, I heard they sent a rocket to the sun once- at night.

And there was that submarine with the screen doors.

I 'eated' the purple berries. They taste like burning.

Hi, honey. It's me, your husband, Ralph. Hey, angel pie. Can you drive me down to the 'liberry'?

I found a moon rock in my nose. Houston, we have a booger.

Hey, loser, this planet's for space studs. Yeah, blast off. I know you. My daddy took your beer.

Your hair is tall and pretty.

Help! She's touching my special area!

Whoo-hoo! Beer, beer, beer! Bed, bed, bed!

A what? With who? - [Gasps] - Hi, Bart. We're gonna be friends.

I have a finger trap. Whoa. Get him off. Get him off! Fighting only makes it tighter.

Your toys are fun to touch. Mine are all sticky.

I dropped my 'Popsticle' in your toy chest.

Shh! I been here two hours, and Bart still hasn't finded me.

Slow down, Bart. My legs don't know how to be as long as yours.

Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Ouch.

That's where I saw the leprechaun. - Right. A leprechaun. - He told me to burn things.

Did he say I'm not allowed in there? - Yes. - Well, I'm going in anyway.

Wow! Dad's been in jail six times! Aw, Mom's only been in twice.

That's Daddy's magic key. It opens every door in town.

The world is our toy store. - Toy store, toy store, toy store! Whee!

I thought we were friends. - [Laughing] Wait. I missed that. Get him to say it again.

The pointy kitty took it!

Smells like hot dogs.

Got any threes? - Go fish. - Oh! See, here's the problem, Ralph. You have several threes. - Go fish!

Hey, that's our play chair!

He's gonna smell like hot dogs.

Lisa's a good thinker.

Lisa's a good thinker. That's it. Ralph, you're a genius!

My neck hurts, and my ear hurts. I have two owies.

Then the doctor told me that both my eyes were lazy. And that's why it was the best summer ever.

Hey, blindy, have a nice trip.! [Ralph Screams] [Thud] Ha-ha.!

Is this my house? / No. You live in a different house

Hi, Lisa. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers. / I'm 'learnding.'

You're King David. I love you, 'cause you kill people. - Get yourself another hero, kid. I'm all washed up.

Jonah! Oh! You died the way you lived- inside a whale.

Daddy says I'm this close to living in the yard