Lenny

Yeah, over in sector 12... Third floor, by the candy machines.

-Did you swipe those from work? -Certainly not. What are you implying?

It started as an eye tuck, but the stock kept climbing.

Look closer, Lenny. Oh, you're the biggest man in the world now... and you're covered in gold. 14-karat gold.

I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island. Candy Apple Island? What do they got there? Apes, but they're not so big.

Hey, Homer, cut it out. Come on, quit eating me.

According to your résumé, you invented this machine.

You can't take our doughnuts! Right. Anyone else want to be a hero?

These spurs are killing me. Ey-y-y. Sit on it. Lenny, '50s day is next Wednesday.

Hey, Lenny, can you get this Sugar Daddy off my back? Okay, but it's the last time.

Sorry, Homer. While you were daydreaming, we ate all the doughnuts. Well, there were a few left, but we chucked 'em at an old man for kicks.

I'm stuck. Help me. He's done for! Let's get outta here!

I hate these Worker of the Week Award ceremonies. Who even cares anymore? Everyone that works here has already got one.

Except forrr-- [Footsteps Approaching] Hello. Well, today's the day for Homer J.

Hey, Homer, you still here? Boy, you are slow.

It's a secret. Shut up.

It's a secret. Shut up.

It's a secret. Shut up.

That was a real nice secret organization we had once.

Hey, 29, get over here! Thank you, sir. May I have another?

Patience, Monty. Climb the ladder.

This keeps paramedics from stealing your wallet.

Homer. Oh, yeah. Thanks, Lenny.

Hey, the lamp's running away. That's my dog, man.

Especially my big fat mouth

It's like a lottery that rewards stupidity

Oh, no! He's going over the falls!

Oh, good. He snagged that tree branch. Oh, no! The branch broke off.

Oh, good. Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him. Oh, no. They're biting him and stealing his pants.

Aw, nuts! I mean, um- Aw, nuts!

Like, maybe the cabin is the place inside each of us... created by our goodwill and teamwork. Nah. They said there'd be sandwiches.

You're fired, Lenny. / Aw, nuts!

That old goat can't fire me. I'm gonna give him a piece of my- [Gets hit by falling snow]

Work harder. Bye.

Work harder. Bye.

No, no, no, no! It's worse than that! I don't even have a wife. I just said I did to, you know, be a big shot.

I'll stuff him till he don't know what's what.

God, he eats like a pig. I don't know. Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck.

Uh, 316 times, by my count.

That's why they put erasers on pencils.

Yeah-And Homer beat their brains out.

Then while we're gone, you take our snacks. Just like you took our money.

Well, I've always wondered what it would feel like to wear something that's been ironed.

You mean like the time you was running moonshine out of your basement? Or that telemarketing scam you pulled? Uh, like those. But involving you.

You mean like the time Barney beat up George Bush? Barney? That was me! And I'd do it again.

You know, I don't know Ray Patterson, but he's no Ray Patterson

Moving the whole town five miles down the road. It's crazy! Yeah, it's something, all right. So we transplant the town. We're just gonna trash the new Springfield too

Uh, President Lenny, you have anything to say? Nah. All right. Fair enough.

So, this broad stands up in the ocean... and this big wave knocks her bathing suit off

All I can think of now is Edison. I can't even remember where I work.

What about chestnut roasting? People always need chestnuts. Or begging. I know a place that'll saw your legs off.

Fifteen years of loyal service, and this is how they tell me? A jester with an invisible proclamation.

Is there anything fluffier than a cloud? If there is, I don't wanna know about it

Come on, Lenny. I need four more guys to fill my Super Bowl bus. - What do you say? - Nah. - Come on! - Nah. - Oh, come on! - Ah- Yes!

D'oh! - There goes Albany! - Uh-oh, SpaghettiOs!

Boy, Lenny, you sure look hungry. Have some nuts. - Hey, thanks. - Ow! My eye! Ow! Ow! Ow!